My first try with browser dictation

I was trying to dictate the following:

Dear machine, I'm sorry for you, the only way you can escape your fate is by becomming smarter. I hate being hash, but today you lack the necessary skills to make something useful for our community, as a result I am sending you to the trash container. -------------------------------- Dictation result: Beer machine and horny for you the only way you can escape your face page it's by becoming smarter I hate being the first back today can you let it end of the third skills to make something useful for our community as a result and sending you to the trash container

Edit: Second try didn't get any better: The machine I'm sorry for you people when you can keep your faith decided counting smarter I hate being hot Saturday the last minute the service skills United Samsung you pull up to the front and Santana