How to get upvoted

There seem to be a lot of recent meta-articles explaining how to get hits.

I saw a story with a drawing of men on dinosaurs fighting robots with lasers. I chuckled and thought to myself, "That's childhood innocence." That's sure fire content for kids.

Recently, I saw a story about cromagnan man having sex with early homosapiens and it mentioned large brains. Just throw-in cannibalism and you have a winner for the evolution obsessed computer-nerd crowd.

By the way, any number from 105-160 is always an IQ. Any number in the 90's is a percent. Throw an IQ number in there too.

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