Maximizing Remote Employees Productivity with Time Tracking Service (blog.yaware.com)

I wish I could downvote this a million times.

Let's radio tag remote employees and track their whereabouts.

We can install heart rate monitors to infer their level of activity.

Let's have them type: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42 into the keyboard every hour to make sure they're awake.

i would flat out refuse to work remotely if this was a requirement.