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I was turned on to small batch chocolate by Dandelion in SF. Their bars are $8 and the Madagascar and Tanzania really taste incredible. Will somebody neutral but in the know confirm Dandelion is the real deal?

Side note: Have we at a meta level concluded that self-identified "small batch" and "artisanal" products sold at farmers markets in hipsterish packaging are very highly correlated with "young people that don't really know what they are doing (are relatively inexperienced), but are good at marketing and charging a high price"?

I can't claim any depth in chocolate appreciation, but can vouch for the integrity of the founders of Dandelion. More than one of them had been saving to start the business for well over a decade, and started it out of the love of craftsmanship rather than any particular desire to sell at scale. And I agree, their bars are spectacular.
I would go to bet that most "hipster" brands whether it's beer, coffee, or w/e are pretty much 99% marketing this is how business works.

You can see this in wine tasting allot of the big name wines expensive wines do not score well in blind wine tastings however in non blind tastings when people are sold on the story they score remarkably well.

When you spend 200$ on a bottle of wine, 15$ on a bar of chocolate and 20$ on 8 oz. of coffee beans you'll be damn sure to like them even if they are nothing but average at best.

There is a reason why every "artisan" product comes with a nifty far fetched story tied to it as that's what you are buying at the end.

Audiophile equipment also follows the same trend. The reluctance to double-blind testing is a common sign that it isn't actually better, just more expensive.
Yes. Witness the "audiophiles" who claim that wooden knobs somehow cause the sound to be better. One outfit was selling these magical knobs for five hundred bucks or so.
I always thought those websites were jokes, right?

Right...?

Sadly, no. Before the web, they were (probably still are) being advertised in magazines.
I've probably posted this here before, but I actually found the reviews of audiophile equipment and wine to be almost identical.

<anecdote> A few years ago I sent one of the first bottles of wine I ever made (a Barolo, still quite young) to a friend of mine with a comment to the effect that "it's not bad, but it has an aftertaste of asphalt. Probably needs to be aged more."

He replied with a link to a review of an expensive Barolo that indicated "hints of tar." But my major takeaway from that review was how it sounded exactly like the high-end audio reviews I used to read." Substitute the word "amplifier" for "wine" and you'd never know the difference. </anecdote>

BTW: I kept a few bottles of that batch and after five years, it was delicious. Five years was all the willpower I had :-(

> Their bars are $8 and the Madagascar and Tanzania really taste incredible. > ... > Will somebody neutral but in the know confirm Dandelion is the real deal?

Your beliefs about what you consume can affect your taste and what pleasure you draw from consumption. Since the belief is part of what causes your positive experiences, why would you risk loosing that belief by asking people about things that may destroy it? Or is it already destroyed, those chocolates no longer taste that good, and you are hoping to regain the belief?

If latter is the case then, yes, I can assure you with my whole authority and complete independence from Dandelion in SF that their chocolate is the real deal.

Well Dandelion makes chocolate in their shop which is open to the public, and it actually does taste different (better) than any other chocolate I've ever tried, so I already perceived them to be rather legit; the risk of vaporizing my illusion seemed a priori less than the reward of potentially confirming my hope.

Also while I'm sure that I am blind to lots of things as a consumer, I definitely still enjoy products with sketchy marketing but whose quality I like (Bulleit Rye is a great example).

That's part of the experience you are buying there's nothing wrong with it, there are tons of very subtle things that can make food taste better from how it's presented to who made it (whether it's your mother, S/O of a famous chef). Those attributes however very rarely survive blind tasting.

Making chocolate in small batches doesn't have anything to do directly with making a better chocolate bar.

There are plenty of very large scale chocolate manufacturers that produce premium products and they have a much better process of ensuring the consistency and quality of their products than a small batch manufacturer, unlike small boutiques they also have the resources and the science to be able to tailor the taste to specific pallets much more consistently.

Going to a chocolate boutique however and buying expensive bars is an experience on it's own which most likely has just as much impact on the final tasting experience as the manufacturing process it self.

Making chocolate in small batches doesn't have anything to do directly with making a better chocolate bar.

I agree with most of your points (both in this post and more generally elsewhere on the site), and even acknowledge that you might be right if you define "directly" in a particular way. But I'm almost certain you haven't made your own small-batch chocolate, and would guess you haven't personally compared products from the producers being discussed.

You are right that small batch doesn't matter much, but timing is crucial. Freshly made chocolate has a lot of volatile flavors that dissipate quickly. Large producers age their product to produce a consistent (and sometimes excellent) product. Some small producers achieve a much faster turn-around from roasting to consumption.

I've both made chocolate and done a lot of comparison, and I've never tasted a mass produced chocolate where the taste is comparable to a fresh batch made by an amateur using quality ingredients. I suppose that theoretically it could be done, but in practice, to my taste, freshness has always had the flavor advantage.

My usual comparison would be coffee: freshly roasted and freshly brewed coffee tastes significantly different than freeze dried. Both have their place, but you should doubt the taste of anyone who says there is no significant difference. Fresh versus canned tomatoes is another example I've considered. There are some excellent canned tomatoes, and some lousy fresh tomatoes, but no canned tomato is a decent substitute for an excellent fresh tomato.

> Side note: Have we at a meta level concluded that self-identified "small batch" and "artisanal" products sold at farmers markets in hipsterish packaging are very highly correlated with "young people that don't really know what they are doing (are relatively inexperienced), but are good at marketing and charging a high price"?

It certainly seems to happen a lot in software; I cannot imagine it's any different in chocolate or coffee or anything else.

Not a huge chcolate fan but I know the founders and can vouch for their integrity. They were both Plaxo founders who really loved chocolate and started Dandelion out of a passion after they sold Plaxo. I also saw them do a chocolate tech talk at Google VERY early on (before they had their factory on Valencia) and they thoroughly discussed a lot of the janky homemade machinery they used for each part of the process and how they made their chocolate. They also showed pictures of them visiting different cocoa farms and talked about how they picked beans and formed relationships with the farmers. Definitely the real deal from what I know.
They're the real deal. If you go to their main store on Valencia you can see where they make the chocolate. It's the big open space that's directly behind the counter you order at. They regularly offer tours where you get a chance to see all of the steps involved. I took one of their tours a few years ago and we were even able to try the unroasted cocoa beans.

Unfortunately, because they buy and process relatively small batches of beans you might not be able to get more of a bar you really enjoy. Even if you see one with the same origin as a bar you've had before it might not be exactly the same since different batches may use different roasting parameters.

A friend of mine works for Dandelion under the person who handles sourcing their chocolate - we've talked once or twice about this in particular. I can't assure you it's the real deal, but I would buy their chocolate with a very high confidence that it's what it proclaims to be.
Bizarre preoccupation with their beards in that QZ piece.
Mast brothers are selling an image, and the beards are a big part of that.

They sound like genius trolls.

Trolls are people who point out the hypocrisy or emptiness of the positions of other people by adopting affected personas or positions. These dudes are just lying to get rich.

Yeah, I know this is the original definition of a troll but it's the only one as far as I am concerned.

While that's certainly a kind of troll, it's neither the original nor a complete definition of the term.
This is an extremely common practice in the new booming "artisanal" whiskey business. Many of them come from a factory distillery in Indiana (MGP) and the profits from selling the factory stuff are used to build up a more "authentic" distillery operation.
While your comment is technically correct, I think you're discounting the huge amount of value added by barrel selection and blending. I agree companies should probably be more transparent about it (maybe call it "independent bottling", like in the Scotch world). But I would (and do) pay a lot more for someone to go pick out a handful of barrels of various ages from MGP's stocks to target a particular flavor profile, then to get a blend of everything someone's dinky still produced after three years (because that's all they've got, so they have to sell it all).
For the most part, resellers selling MGP whiskey aren't blending. MGP has a whole menu of different whiskey recipes. Moreover, the people best known for manipulating MGP products are a worst-case: Templeton, for instance, "adds value" by adding flavorants to their MGP juice.

Aging makes a much bigger different in Scotch than it does in Bourbon and Rye, neither of which are usually aged that long.

Also: the reason most artisanal vendors use MGP in the first place is that they can't wait 5-10 years to start selling product. Distillation isn't the hard part of selling whiskey; waiting for maturation is.

There's also the small-barrel effect that the "artisanal" supplies run into: you have business incentives to use small barrels to be more nimble in the market, but it turns out that small barrels also harm the maturation of the whiskey.

"Small barrels also harm the maturation..."

Just to be clear, I agree that I prefer whiskey aged in traditional sized barrels, but it's just a preference.

The whiskey isn't "harmed". I know several people with well trained palates that like or even prefer small barrel whiskey. Same for heat aged, press aged etc.

I am admittedly just repeating something Cowdery says.
I'm not sure that small barrels harm the maturation of whiskey at all; see Laphroaig's excellent Quarter Cask scotch, as an example.

As an aside, some of the current rock-stars in the 'artisanal' non-distiller producer world make extensive use of MGP/LDI products - High West and Smooth Ambler come to mind. Templeton is an easy (and deserving) target, but I'd rather highlight the resellers that are blending MGP, and are doing amazing things with it. If you're ever in SF, I'd be happy to buy you a flight of whiskies sourced from MGP (sans Templeton) that all exhibit wildly different profiles; it may or may not change your views on MGP.

There are High West products I love --- Midwinter's, for instance --- but most of what they sell is forgettable. But I mean, I agree that there are some good MGP users (Angel's Envy is another) --- the problem is, most bottlers who resell MGP aren't good.

Wait wait what I meant to say was yes, next time I'm in SFBA (probably mid-Jan), you can definitely buy me whiskey.

Barreled Manhattan Double Rye, Rocky Mountain Rye (12, 16, 21yr), Yippie Ki-Yay... there's a lot to love in High West's line.

Also, I'll wager you haven't heard of most of MGP's bottlers - MGP wants it that way. Look at Willett, KGB, et al.

Ps: Hard Water on the Embarcadero is fantastic. Hit me up.

The annoying thing is that a lot of MGP's resellers also distill high-quality products, and use MGP to fill out their lines.
It doesn't bother me much. There are what 10 real bourbon distilleries in the world that can produce at commercial levels? If those companies couldn't contract distill then everything would be more expensive & if the little guys couldn't buy from them they also wouldn't be able to do orphan barrel releases or experimental.
I agree, but if I'm going to buy an MGP rye, I'd rather pay for the Bulleit label than the Willett label. If I'm going to shell out for a Willett bottling, I'd like to think it's something special.

Nothing at all against MGP. And major brands using MGP are much less problematic than the "artisanal" "distillers" who do nothing at all but slap a label on MGP.

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Can I join? :) I've tasted a few of those but always happy to try more rye.

And yes, what I had in mind with my original comment was mostly Willett, and the fantastic Rocky Mountain Rye 21yr.

I wonder when we'll see stuff from that guy who developed a good artificial aging process[1] hit the streets then (if we haven't already, and assuming it actually works).

That would pretty much solve this issue. Well, the aging lag time portion of it, not the bootstrap-by-misleading portion, which looks to be financially motivated.

1: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9369387

"Barrel selection and blending" - no. That's not how MGP works. MGP Ingredients, formerly Midwest Grain Products, formerly Midwest Solvents, is in Atcheson, Kansas, and Pekin, Illinois. What comes out of MGP is plain ethanol, in railroad tank cars. Some of it goes to beverage plants, and some of it goes to refineries to be added to gasoline.[2] They do not use "barrels". They use tank farms. This is MGP's distillery in Atcheson, Kansas in StreetView.[1] It looks like a small oil refinery.

MGP is up front about this. Check out this StreetView picture of a tank in their tank farm.[4] The tank is clearly labeled "192 Proof Alcohol - 200,000 Gallon Capacity". That's usable either for powering flex-fuel cars, or as feedstock for booze makers. Check out their rail yard, with dozens of tank cars full of alcohol.[5] (The ones inside the security fence are probably full and ready to go; the ones outside are empties waiting to be loaded.) This is how it's made.

One of the big consumers of MGP ethanol is Frank-Lin Distillers' Products, which used to be in San Jose near the rail yard and is now in Fairfield, CA, where they are next door to a bottle plant and have their own railroad siding. Frank-Lin makes about two thousand different alcohol-based products.[3] Some they sell themselves; some are outsourced brands made for others. They used to make SKYY Vodka. SKYY was an entirely outsourced operation; the SKYY company itself just handled marketing and sales. (SKYY later sold out to Campari, which moved production to some Campari plant.)

Frank-Lin takes in ethanol and does some additional re-distillation. They have a water de-ionizing plant which takes in city water. They mix water, alcohol, and flavoring, then bottle, using a highly automated bottling line which can switch bottle types without a shutdown. Out of their plant come brandy, whiskey, vodka, rum, tequila, and even wine brands. "With an annual production capability of 15 million cases and on-premise tank storage capacity in excess of 1,500,000 gallons, Frank-Lin has the facilities and expertise to efficiently handle any project. Frank-Lin is a provider of contract bottling services for major national spirit brand owners."

Frank-Lin also handles distribution. They have an advantage in this - they're not a distiller. US law requires three independent tiers - distillers/brewers, distributors, and retailers. Usually, that means a distiller makes and bottles an end-user product and sells it to a distributor, who sells it to a retailer. But Frank-Lin is considered a distributor - they buy their alcohol already distilled. So they get to remove one layer of middlemen. Since they ship to almost every liquor store in the western US, it doesn't cost them much more to add brands.

That's how the booze industry really works. All else is hype.

[1] https://goo.gl/maps/dQifXrzdWMH2 [2] http://www.mgpingredients.com/alcohol/beverage/ [3] http://www.frank-lin.com/ [4] https://goo.gl/maps/c92moNiXDGx [5] https://goo.gl/maps/h5t3AeDhZ1U2

A nitpick, the MGP distillery that produces most (if not all?) of the rye whiskey in question comes from their Indiana plant.
I'm afraid that you have completely missed the target on this. MGP (or LDI, Lawrenceburg (IN) Distillers, Inc) distills and ages at their Lawrenceburg, IN location. In addition to distilling, barreling, and aging there for other customers, they also now sell some product directly - see Metze's Select, as an example.

You are not incorrect about MGP, however you're speaking about a completely different side of the business.

For the benefit of the class, the Lawrenceburg facility is roughly:

1. Seagrams Seven Crown (most of 20th century)

2. Pernod Ricard (itself one of the biggest names in whiskey) briefly in the 2000s

3. LDI (even more briefly)

4. MGPI (very recently)

It's a serious whiskey operation. The rap on them isn't that they make shoddy product; it's that you're almost always overpaying for it, because high-end brands relabel it.

Yes. Pretty much every instinct you have for selecting the highest-quality products go out the window in whiskeyworld; almost across the board, the very best offerings are from well-known giant companies, and "artisanal" vendors struggle to asymptotically approach that quality.

It's basically the polar opposite of the craft beer market.

This totally reminds me of another 'scandal' maybe 10 years ago. Basically same thing. Snippets I remember from an industry insider was.

1. Making consistent batches of high quality chocolate is really hard. And there are only a small number of companies that do that.

2. There absolutely nothing wrong with a company buying chocolate from one of the above and gussying it up by adding ingredients and remolding it. This is called a Chocolatier.

3. There is something wrong with claiming you are making chocolate from scratch. Because seriously you aren't

That would be the Noka scandal, reported by the same Dallas Food blog that's behind the Mast allegations. Dallas Food does some seriously impressive investigative blogging.
I'm curious, did Balcones follow a similar path to success, or was it able to bootstrap itself and do it legit from the start?
Iteration cycles on whisk(e)y (and all aged spirits) are orders of magnitude longer than those in beer. It's going to take a while.
Sure! I understand why it works this way, and also, I have enormous respect for the distilleries that have managed to bring authentic products to market. Few is a good example of that.
The article alleges that they used remelted chocolate in 2007. This is startup land. You hustle and cut corners to prove your MVP.

You know who is mad? The hipsters who couldn't tell the difference.

The problem here isn't that they remelted. The problem is that they actively lied about their ingredient lists and told people they were strictly making it from the bean.
Which is true. But that seems to be more important to buyers than the taste/experience of the product.

I'm not a fan of dishonest advertising. But that conclusion seems a bizarre place to end up in.

So a startup that sells artisanal crafted bottled water, produced from recombining pure hydrogen and pure oxygen gas, and sold for $15/litre... you wouldn't see any problem if they actually used filtered sewer water?

Caveat emptor, yes. But there's a responsibility to be truthful in your advertising as well.

Not even remotely a good analogy, but the more general analogy to bottled water is a good one. Lots of bottled water was simply repackaged tap water.
And selling tap water as pure spring water is false advertising.
> You hustle and cut corners to prove your MVP

Don't confuse hustling with dishonesty and poor ethics.

From where are you drawing this conclusion? The article itself does not state anything except that the brothers actually said they use remelted chocolate.

The whole claim seems to rest on the meaning of "bean to bar". OK, fine.

People are mad that these guys are making money executing good marketing and this is nothing but a hit piece.

> You hustle and cut corners to prove your MVP.

This does not include lying to your customers.

You sure about that? How many startups feed their customers a line of bullshit around, say, uptime or data security? The answer, in my experience, is "bunches". Which is emphatically not to excuse them, I wish pretty much every kind of ill on that sort of company, but I think that's just "part of the process" for plenty of morals-optional people in startupville.
"Which is emphatically not to excuse them..."

Then don't excuse them. And try to avoid "morals-optional people" -- not just in business, but in life in general.

I'm not excusing them. Nor am I claiming any association with that sort of startup or the people who run them. I am noting that they exist, and that that is what "startup land" is. Descriptive, not prescriptive.

But thank you very much for putting words in my mouth.

Sorry about putting words in your mouth.

You're absolutely right -- liars and fraudsters exist in start-up land. They should be avoided.

Why would you defend such shitty, fraudulent behavior and attack the customers who were lied to? It reflects poorly on you.
Get off your high horse.

Are they still doing it? No. No one was harmed, they proved the product is needed where the product is "chocolate that looks like it was produced by artisans." Yeah, there is a market for people who want to feel as if they are buying superior products when they are not necessarily doing so. c.f. the whole bottled water industry.

There are tons of examples of products where you give the impression of a huge, quality team behind it that makes you feel superior for buying but it's a couple of dudes in a basement somewhere who make you feel good for buying.

Let's not get too carried away by making moral judgments.

> Are they still doing it?

Who knows? One thing about liars: They lie.

> No one was harmed...

No one died, sure. But people purchased a product that was not what was advertised. And an unfair marketplace was created in which one player could reap the rewards while not having the expense of actually acquiring the expertise or investing in the actual product. I'd prefer to excise fraudulent players from the marketplace just so those who are actually investing in innovation and higher-quality products can reap the rewards. Chocolate is a small and whimsical thing, but it doesn't matter: It's an industry. People make their livings in it. People work hard at it. Fraudsters should be exposed. Fraud should not be considered a normal way of doing business.

> people who want to feel as if they are buying superior products > makes you feel superior for buying

Get off your condescending horse.

Yawn
You're up past your bedtime, I understand. But you actually hit on a good point:

It is boring when it's not happening to you and it doesn't involve a product or service you care much about. And so it's easy to be dismissive. I don't honestly give a hot flip what you think about this particular topic. But hopefully someone is treating this seriously. As I hope someone takes it seriously when it impacts something you do care about. And I really hope that being fraudulent doesn't become the expected norm for start-ups in any industry...

You're just pissed because they're businessmen selling you superiority, NOT CHOCOLATE.
Yeah, I am. I would buy Mast Brothers chocolate and walk the streets of Williamsburg waving it in people's faces: "Bask in my superiority!" Because that's what normal people do with food.
The 5-part investigation on Noka (linked to from the article) is a really fun read. You'll learn a bit about how the chocolate industry works, in sort of the style of a police procedural. Scott is a rad dude for his investigation and writeup.

http://dallasfood.org/2006/12/noka-chocolate-part-1/

(Noka isn't the Mast Brothers, in case anyone is confused, but an earlier boutique chocolate seller who was employing the same basic scam.)

That is an impressively thorough and readable set of posts by Scott. I don't care that much about chocolate, but it's still a fascinating takedown.

That is an impressive piece of writing - the link in the grandparent post about Noka chocolates leads to an article spread over 10 pages of 500 or more words each, so fairly long form, and I learned a lot about chocolate and the way good quality bulk chocolate is sold to people who make chocolates.

I'm not into chocolate that much myself, but I might get some single origin bars for the choco-holics around me. I suspect they might find the lower sugar / milk content off-putting...

I get the feeling from the tone that I'm supposed to be taken aback that overpriced artisanal brands are mostly marketing, but I've known that for decades now.

Perhaps this is another thing that millennials feel they've invented.

Those darn millennials even think they invented being jaded hipsters.
As someone who is fairly obsessed with cooking and eating good food I've probably gone deeper into this area than the average consumer. There are plenty of authentic, "artisanal" (??? I don't even know what the fuck that means) small-batch food suppliers out there who provide a vastly superior product. I'm friends with some of these people in my area and they are obsessed with their craft and obsessed with putting out the best product. It borderlines on OCD and often leads to a deeply technical knowledge to go along with their sensory skills. I also know a couple frauds who've adopted the trappings of an expert and bluff their way to success. Same as any industry.

At the end of the day, most people aren't capable of tasting the difference anyways. It takes a while to develop the palate required to discern great from good. Most people eat their daily food quickly and don't really pay attention to the flavours of the ingredients. They just want something salty, sweet, crispy and fatty. That sounds condescending but its true and I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Lots of people let the radio or pitchfork tell them what music to listen to and don't care enough to expend the time refining their tastes. Their enjoyment of music is no less valid or real than anyone else's.

What really bugs me about this (and yes, I realize I probably shouldn't care) is that the level of skill required to get to within 10% of the really good stuff is within reach of pretty much anyone. We're all so used to crappy store bought stuff that anything better gets labelled "artisanal" and sells for 5-10x the price.

Yes, I understand that there are many artists that are masters of their craft and deserve the respect and their prices. But there is also lots of crap that people pay good money for that tastes awful by any reasonable standard. A place near me makes these giant cookies that look awesome, but at first bite you can tell they're made with shortening, not butter. Sorry, but not worth the $3 price.

But any idiot with $10 can go to the store, buy the ingredients and make a couple dozen infinitely better tasting cookies by following the recipe on a bag of Toll House chocolate chips.

I think at the heart of it, what really bothers me is that because so few people grow up cooking anymore, we've lost touch with how easy it is to make good tasting food.

Rant off.

My company[0] has been considering a verification service to check on origin and sourcing claims using flavor signatures in "craft" products.

Currently, all of our tools are used by beverage producers (beer, coffee, spirits) internally for quality and process optimization - it would be great to apply our models and create a subscription reporting and claim verification.

[0] www.Gastrograph.com

Edit: clarity and repetition.

Also, Any ideas? What would you like to see in a service like this?

Would definitely love to have a web site where I can go and look up a no-nonsense report on the quality and truthfulness of "artisanal" brands.
I'm curious how another entity could establish quality of something better than you could yourself?
Quality is a tricky word, but in terms of the appreciation of craft goods, your ability to identify the subtleties that make more higher quality products _better_ is a learned trait.

If your references are wrong, or you miss out on the identification of a nuance, you haven't learned from the experience.

For example, individuals who say "I can't taste the difference between a $30 and $300 bottle of wine" are not _wrong_ - they just lack the formative experiences and education to appreciate the attributes that the more expensive product has.

Thus, if you decide that wine or beer or chocolate was of interest to you, it may be worthwhile to validate and trust your reference products.

HaaS: Hipster as a service.

TaaS: Taster as a service.

I got lots more, including a few choice ones I decided not to post :-)

How do you define "artisinal" in an objective sense? Organic ingredients, locavore, etc. all have definitions, but including them doesn't make something "artisinal" or "craft".

I have this awful feeling it'll wind up like the whole organic beef fiasco. USDA certified organic is pretty meaningless, thanks to the lawsuits of large beef producers.

Let rich fucks get cheated. If the shit isn't good you don't need a "service" to tell.
Obviously I disagree with this; the appreciation of many products take some level of experience to understand what subtilty and nuance to look for.

If you we're to use Mast Brothers chocolate as your "high quality" reference, you would be learning to identify the wrong attributes as indicators of quality.

If you we're to use Mast Brothers chocolate as your "high quality" reference, you would be learning to identify the wrong attributes as indicators of quality.

Does that really matter though? Taste is highly subjective. Friends have given me what they consider very high quality, expensive chocolate, often complete with some fancy marketing blurb, and yet it doesn't taste any better to me than the more generic stuff I can get for far cheaper; but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.

You're 100% correct and I want to add that most people haven't trained themselves to taste well-enough to tell the difference. Taste is a trainable sense just like eyesight and hearing: a good painter must learn to "see" and a good musician must learn to "hear".

Your second point is dead-on though. Only food obsessives would really notice or care that Mast Bros are frauds.

What's the difference between a food obsessive and somebody that has trained their sense of taste?
My other comment above is a better reply to this:

> Quality is a tricky word, but in terms of the appreciation of craft goods, your ability to identify the subtleties that make more higher quality products _better_ is a learned trait.

If your references are wrong, or you miss out on the identification of a nuance, you haven't learned from the experience or you've learned bad information.

For example, individuals who say "I can't taste the difference between a $30 and $300 bottle of wine" are not _wrong_ - they just lack the formative experiences and education to appreciate the attributes that the more expensive product has.

There is an entire world of great flavor out there that is very hard to perceive; for example, I don't eat any artificial flavorings, preservatives, or food coloring, and when actually doing tastings for work, there are lists of black list foods and cut-off times for a clean palate - we go to that extent because anything less would cause us to miss what makes that product unique and special - we would be entirely unable to perceive it, learn from it, and appreciate it.

What is the point of learning to identify those higher quality items though?

If I can derive just as much pleasure from regular, mass-produced chocolate (perhaps because my taste buds aren't adjusted sufficiently), what exactly is the incentive to train my taste buds so that I have to spend more money on chocolate to gain the same pleasure?

That's a personal question, isn't it? :)

More seriously, it's not always a choice - I got into it because a few products hit me and I said "WOW, s/coffee|chocolate|beer|wine|tea can taste like that?".

It's Pandora box and I'll never be satisfied knowing better is out there now!

I went through all that but then I started to develop an appreciation for junk food (Coke, etc.) because it tastes like my childhood. I still buy the expensive stuff but I'm not hardcore about avoiding crap the way I used to be, and I find I still enjoy some of it. (I am sipping on a Autumnal 1st flush SFTGFOP Darjeeling from Goomtee Estate right now.)
Like the "rich fuck" who built the website you're using to be so rude?
It doesn't bother me if they used remelted chocolate, because it's possible to produce fantastic chocolate bars using ingredients from some of the European suppliers. If the bars are labeled in a fairly ambiguous way, (for example simply saying "Madagascar") one shouldn't assume too much about the ingredients.

That being said, the PR coming out of Mast Brothers is unbelievably arrogant and off-putting. As a chocolate lover, I was excited to read their cookbook when I saw it at the bookstore, but I closed it after reading a few pages. The self-promotion and self-centered attitude was absolutely disgusting, considering that their product is only average among their peers. Producing the best chocolate requires deep respect for the bean as well as for the tastes of the consumer, and my impression is that the quality of their product will continue to be limited by their attitude.

In the big picture, Mast Brothers is still better than 99% of the chocolate out there, so I'll still buy it and enjoy from time to time.

Shouldn't you compare their chocolate against "their peers?" From what I've read of people more educated and passionate about chocolate their stuff isn't very good when compared against other "bean to bar" producers. If you know this and know that they have a well-established history of lying (I don't beat around the bush) then why support these lying fakers if you can buy better chocolate from legit operations?
I've had very good bars from Mast Brothers, but I'm in full agreement that they're not the best.

I think it's important to point out that they are still much better than most, though. It's common to see people attack the worst of the premium brands while forgetting that they are still a lot better than most of the cheap alternatives, like when lovers of organic food complain about Whole Foods. In the big picture, Mast Brothers is still the good guys when compared to, say, Nestle.

As I live in France, Mast Brothers chocolate isn't all that compared to the stuff we get in normal grocery stores here for 3 euros a bar.

I'd love to see how well Mast would do in blind tests against the Swiss, Belgians, Germans and French. My thinking is they'd get squashed like a grape.

Mast is "good" if your benchmark is Dove or Hershey's. It's absolutely not $10 good.

However, to each his or her own. Eat what you like! However, that being said, the Mast bros seem like such pretentious pr__ks that I'd rather just not eat chocolate than give them the money.

Yeah, I mostly agree with you! I just wanted to point out that I have had really excellent bars from Mast Brothers, once in a while. I think it's unfair to call them outright scam artists. They just have a lot of room for improvement.
They refute the claim here:

http://mastbrothers.com/pages/press

Missing, however, is the typical comments about defending themselves against what would be libelous claims.

They actually aren't refuting the claim. Even in the article I noticed that they are very careful in their phrasing. They never say, "We have never sold another companies chocolate" or anything like that. All they say is that from they beginning, they have been a bean-to-bar chocolate maker. That only requires that some of their bars have always been bean-to-bar, not that all the bars they've sold have been so.
We have a local chocolate company where I live (Boston area). Its mexican chocolate. They give tours. Chocolate is a odd thing to make. The machinery was strange. They roast/stone grind beans there.

The chocolate while tasty is remarkably gritty. The bars are decent, but where they do best is the chocolate covered nuts. They're doing well and their chocolate is everywhere. I thought it was pricey, but not so much anymore.

They have a video showing some production (including fitting a stone grinder to modern equipment which is a decent hack)

https://player.vimeo.com/video/33380451

http://www.tazachocolate.com/pages/about-taza

God, I hate that stuff. I don't understand why everyone is nuts about it. It tastes to me like spoiled milk mixed into dirt (and I know there's no milk in it).

The comments surrounding Mast Brothers are making me feel less like my tastes are wrong. Maybe bean-to-bar small-batch artisanal chocolate just isn't that good of an idea.

Mexican chocolate is a mystery to me as well. I've had it as hot chocolate, but even then it tastes like chocolatey sand. Mexican Cokes on the other hand..
The little disks are hard to take (gritty texture doesn't help). The bars are better. Its not my favorite chocolate. I find the nuts for some reason it works well with.

And they at least do make it.

Taking a look, they don't produce milk chocolate hence the vast difference in texture, and their chocolate appears to be a minimum of 50% cacao (50% dark) and goes up to 87%. Simply put, if you're primarily used to chocolate bars based on European techniques, you're in for a big surprise.

My guess is there's a very distinct fruity aftertaste to anything past 65% or so. It's unavoidable when the percentage of cacao is that high. Moreover, it looks as if they source beans from different geographic areas for certain bars, so they should all have a distinct taste even someone whose only ever eaten Hershey's bars can point out.

This is just a little story related to this topic that you might find interesting. The TLDR is that the olive oil business is equally pretentious and deceptive as other "artisanal" foods.

My wife an I attempted to start an olive oil company last year selling French extra virgin oil we make at our friend's olive farm in Provence.. If you think the artisanal chocolate industry is full of deception and lies.. allow me to introduce to you the wonderful world of olive oil. Our production cost for 1 liter was almost double the retail cost of so-called high-end "Italian" extra virgin olive oil you'd buy at Whole Foods -- which basically means it is nearly impossible to source actual, 100% extra virgin olive oil at the prices they're being sold for at the stores, there are some exceptions -- a few oils out there are actually the real deal. But a high percentage of grocery store oils aren't what they claim to be (even at Whole Foods-type stores.)

Through a quirk of Italian law, oil that is bottled in Italy can be labeled "100% Italian" -- so there is a huge amount of inferior oils being passed off as both Italian and Extra Virgin and being priced accordingly, despite it being nearly impossible to wholesale Italian-grown, Italian made extra virgins at the price they're selling it for. That's even accounting for economies of scale.

My favorite label-scam is when I see "First Cold Pressed." Absolutely zero oil you buy at grocery stores is ever cold pressed. Pressing actually creates inferior oils. Olive oils are extracted in large centrifuges. They haven't been "pressed" in probably a generation, but "First Cold Centrifuging" doesn't sound as "artisanal." Producers know good and well they aren't pressing anything, yet they (correctly) figure that that particular wording is going to attract a customer who imagines images of an old dude dumping fresh olives still moist with dew into a large, wooden handled press to squeeze out oil just for them. Basically your stereotypical hipster-type that wants to opine about the importance of "hand" crafting. I know probably a dozen olive oil producers here in Provence and every single one of them hand-craft their oils using state of the art, stainless steel equipment in spotless production facilities. Some of this facilities are located in a converted barn, but that idyllic image of the "craftsman" using "traditional" methods is just a myth. Though, playing off of those ignorant imaginings means that companies, using the right wording, can charge champagne prices for malt liquor.

I suppose if we just took Tunisia or Turkish oils, bottled them as French oils, put a ultra-premium price on it -- and grew some beards and distributed out of Brooklyn, we might have been more successful.

My point is that the artisanal and premium food business is rife with deception. If anyone is interested in the olive oil industry this book is exceptionally good: http://www.truthinoliveoil.com/extra-virginity

I look for the D.O.P and/or organic farming mark, along with a production date, a best before date, and the region of Italy. I'm pretty sure it's ok, and it isn't cheap.

I've heard that the best way to understand the olive oil business is to consider the fact (needs citation) that Italy exports twice as much oil as it produces.

Did your business work out? What happened? We bought a very nice AOC olive oil from Aix-en-Provence once.

..the best way is really just to taste it! If you ever get the chance to go to an olive oil expo, so you can taste a bunch of oils from various producers. It's incredible the range of characteristics of oils. For example, if you taste high quality oil, you'll likely feel a slight to moderate burn in your throat from the oleocanthal. Pretty amazing stuff, olive oil.
Our business was extremely tough because to get US distribution, it's a rather difficult process. So we were doing the distribution ourselves.. I was flying back and forth to the US and we started selling in a few shops and we went through the Whole Foods process, but the margins were extremely tight given that we were at capacity with just 5000 liters a year. So not enough money to justify the work. Our oil is/was AOC as well as organic. We also had several single-olive varietals that were unique to our region that were really popular.

But, in the end, it's just a hard grind of a business. Love the oils, don't love competing with companies selling oil by the tanker truck. It was also a tough sell to the consumer because convincing the average grocery store shopper to pay almost triple the cost for a product that meets a need they don't really know they have.. that's a tough one.

As a side note.. I do highly recommend California olive oils (ones that are labeled as such..) they have a rather strict certification process, so if it's in California and it's labeled as such, you're almost certainly getting the real deal. I'm definitely partial top Provençal, Corsican and Tuscan oils, but there are definitely some great ones out there.

Since you are an expert, what do you know about Costco branded oil?

I admit I buy it for two reasons: it's cheap (I use a lot of olive oil) and is marked with the harvest date. It is sold as Italian oil (from Tuscany, I believe). Is it?

My takeaway on this was that no laws were broken and a few hipsters got their noses bent out of joint. I'm just not seeing any legal wrongdoing here.
I never even heard of Mast Brothers until last week, and I am living a block away from their factory. Now I fully appreciate this parody from a few months ago:

https://vimeo.com/131422396

Has a second source, one with credibility, confirmed this claim or is the world satisfied with a blog post on some obscure dallas web site?
This story (and the older Noka tale) seem to have parallels to Theranos and their very media friendly tech that it turns out they weren't actually using.
Can the FDA get involved in this? What happens when a food manufacturer lies about the ingredients of their products? Even if this was a few years ago, seems like something the government would get on their case about (and rightfully so).
I don't see why this is such a huge deal.

First, they no longer used remelted chocolate.

Second, Mast Brothers are obviously tapping into the startup/hipster culture and selling chocolate to people who want to seem crafty and artisanal but don't care enough to find out the origins.

Third, if you're paying $10 for chocolate and you aren't sure of it's origin (like when they didn't include ingredients) you deserve what you get.

Lots of companies don't tell you the whole story. While I personally think honesty and integrity are hugely important the startup culture doesn't seem to value it more than hockey stick growth charts.

According to the DallasFood article, it looks like these guys have been saying so many lies and this can be classified as a false advertisement - which is punishable by law, no? What if all who's unhappy with Mast Bros simply go and sue them? or complain to the authorities at least