Apple's iPad Versus Stone Tablet (i.imgur.com)

Given the choice, I'd probably take the Rosetta Stone. If I'm actually supposed to use it (instead of say, becoming independently wealthy by selling it), I think I'd prefer the iPad despite the convincing implication that it has equal utility to a stone tablet.

Actually wait, I'll have to think about it. Who needs a touch screen if you have multitasking?

Go buy a Kindle.