Ask HN: Any Google employees here?

Question: if i google search (from chrome url box) google shopping or google calculator or gmail should you just redirect me to it? i did each of these this week.

Also can we get a cookie or a max 5 posts or something for the recaptcha? i fill out the captcha 100x per day. im obviously a human and the ~30 messages per day i post on a single forum thread (one page page/url) per day are not really spam for as much as i read and post, i'm just chatting with someone. (it didnt figure out im human even though i solved it 100 times and am logged in?)

also having us type peoples addresses into the captcha is shady as fuck and i dont approve of it. especially when mitnick said what snowden said 20 years ago and the same crowd of downvoters that runs HN called him crazy.

also fuck TLS thats a certificate MITM preinstalled into SSH and HTTPS and IRC