Demetri Martin: If this guy wasn't a standup comedian, he'd be on Hacker News (youtube.com)

Demetri Martin's standup routine, If I

Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKnzPHtf9u4 Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98RECgRc5HA Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hUHDIOazIU Part 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzsEtafv-FA Part 5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyfipbbArq0 Part 6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjlkfl9i-lA