Haskell Sucks [pdf] (dl.dropboxusercontent.com)

Someday something won't suck. I'll wait to learn anything till then, to make sure I didn't learn something that sucks.

Monads become a lot more straightforward when you realise that they're just a way of making the semicolon programmable.

No need for any nonsense metaphors: the bind operation in monads is just a programmable semicolon.