Google patent: Glue would stick pedestrian to self-driving car after collision (mercurynews.com)

"Get this person to the hospital ASAP!"

"We can't, he's still stuck to the car so we'll have to wait another half an hour."

Yeah, that really sounds like an excellent idea.

Suddenly, the phrase "like a bug on the windshield" gains new level of meaning

Sounds like premise of a minigame in GTA or Saints Row games: Who can collect 10 pedestrians in shortest time!

Getting a patent with no real intent of building a product should not be possible.