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We should be throwing data into a pile and databases should organize and optimize themselves using machine learning and other buzzwords.

I'm always waiting for prolog to reveal itself as the ultimate programming platform, but it seems it won't happen soon.

tl;dr: new kid from developer puppy mill has decided--pulling on their vast and nuanced experience--that GraphQL is the future, REST is dead, Aloglia does everything, and that software engineering is now a solved problem.

That's it folks! The party's over, we can all go home.