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I have a space alien.

I am in prison.

7 years prison 7 years p0rince

20 years prison 20 years prince.

I hold all the cards. I have a space alien. I win.

holds fist aloft

You know, they really don't understand us, and it scares them. The majority of them don't even want to try - see, they're too scared of their own necks getting an axe at some point in their corporate life to understand the trap they've laid for themselves, and for us.

"We are the chosen few." You may try to hide in Byronic Hero for a while; it may help.

I hope you own it all.

/not a felon, but with a felonious heart/

P.S. downvoters: Check out James Joyce, friend. : )

I don't know what it would take to get the record expunged, but it seems like cases like this are perfect examples of why sealing/expunging exists.
> cases like this are perfect examples of why sealing/expunging exists.

It's not quite that easy.

Sealing or expunging a record doesn't necessarily seal the existence of that record, oddly. So, depending upon the laws of your state, you may still have to indicate that you were a felon on applications. And many places regard a sealed/expunged record as WORSE than just listing the offense.

In addition, sealing and expunging tend to be very subjectively dependent upon the judge you appear in front of rather than objective and automatic.

Nope.

Your criminal record may be sealed / expunged on government systems, but private 3rd party background checkers will continue to keep you on the books. (Depending on the state: IIRC Florida and Rhode Island make it illegal for background checks to show data that has been expunged)

Since so much of the background-check industry is private, there's no real laws that govern their behavior. Frankly, in this day and age of "big data", its safer to just assume that you're permanently on record.

Even if you do seal or expunge your names officially... 3rd party websites are under no obligation to follow the seal / expunge.

https://www.truthfinder.com/

How does buying pizza with a corporate credit card result in a felony conviction?
he didn't elaborate, but I was assuming it was not an authorized transaction. he might have been using stolen credit card numbers.
I have a hard time imagining that an unauthorized charge for pizza alone gets you a felony. That should be grounds for a firing, not a felony.
This definitely needs much more elaboration. Felonies are reserved for very serious crimes. It should take much more than an unauthorized pizza purchase.
> Felonies are reserved for very serious crimes

Not true in any real sense. I've seen a State of Texas employee charged with a felony for making a $0.25 personal call from a state telephone back in the early 90's.

The unreal magnitude of criminalization of "normal" behavior in the US is beyond anything most people can imagine.

> Felonies are reserved for very serious crimes.

This is true only in the tautological sense, in which designation of something as "felony" is held to designate it as a "very serious" crime.

Beyond that, no. In fact, this is expressly recognized many places in law, such as California's three-strikes law, where a "strike" is a "violent or serious" felony.

"Felonies are reserved for very serious crimes."

False. It's a real problem that people think this. No wonder our justice system in the US is so fucked up. People don't even know what's happening.

Adultery is a felony in Michigan, though it's obviously not really enforced.
probably a misdemeanor larceny, but because it was credit card fraud done over the internet, that's felony wire fraud which is a much more serious crime. if it was an interstate transaction it might have even been a federal charge.
> but because it was credit card fraud done over the internet

How do you know that's what the author did? (it would nicely explain the situation, though)

oh I have no idea, I'm speculating, sorry if my language implied otherwise.
Yeah, that sounds fishy. Definitely more to it than that. Maybe the card was stolen?
You would be surprised at what can land you with a felony. Most crimes could fall into that category if you are found with drugs on you at time of arrest.

The problem is punishment vs rehabilitation. The real issue is that we don't consider the prison time served as sufficient penalty and we continue to dog an offender long beyond what is indicated for safety.

Most research shows that non-violent offenders are actually safer than the general public if they manage to stay out of trouble for 5 years past their offense. Those people should get their record cleared at that point.

Own it. You've been on national TV, accomplished a lot, and are a felon. So has Kevin Mitnick. Use him, or someone like him, and model a strategy around it.
here's my takeaway from this story: you REALLY need a good lawyer if you're gonna have any contact with the legal system at all.

here's my second takeaway from this story: nothing is ever as simple as it sounds. there's a lot of bad decisions evident in this story that really seem to have nothing to do with that initial bad decision (credit card fraud).

Any decent lawyer should have been able to negotiate the charge from a felony to a misdemeanor.

I've seen it done for much more serious crimes than a credit card charge.

Hey! You live in Minneapolis? You sound like a cool guy, we should get coffee some time. Shoot me an email @ mcmahonworks@gmail.com
I don't understand why we're supposed to feel bad for someone like this?

Like, sure he has a felony on his record, but he is enormously wealthy and a successful businessman who will continue to acquire more and more money in the future.

This guy is already far wealthier than most people will ever be, even with the felony on his record.

Maybe I'm alone in this, but I don't think rich people deserve sympathy the same way normal people do.

So given that he did this anonymously, I'm assuming this was an outlet for him to vent frustration he feels, rather than to garner the social benefits of sympathy. Even if they're rich, it seems humans still want someone else to understand what they're going through.

Additionally, the challenges he faces as a felon are relevant to a huge number of people in the US who are not rich, and maybe don't have the ability to reach a wide audience with what they're experiencing.

> rather than to garner the social benefits of sympathy

Alternately, an anonymous declaration is very hard to fact-check or put claims in context.

> I don't understand why we're supposed to feel bad for someone like this?

Did we learn nothing from Aaron Schwartz? It could be easily be YOU in his shoes at some point.

The US justice system is a very scary place and does not operate on terribly sane rules sometimes. "Innocent until proven broke" is a reality. Probation is basically a recipe for failure.

Finally, a lot of his problems stem from the fact that when he got in trouble HE WAS POOR. Had he been able to afford a lawyer (even a mediocre one) at that point, he very likely wouldn't have landed with the felony.

Rhetorical question: How many of us have done something stupid at 16-21 that could have gotten us a criminal record? For example, pot still isn't legal, you know.

> Maybe I'm alone in this, but I don't think rich people deserve sympathy the same way normal people do.

Everybody deserves justice and fairness, even those whom you don't like or sympathize with.

You're making an awful lot of assumptions without knowing even a little bit about what he actually did. Comparing Aaron Schwartz (trying to liberate information he thought should be free) to someone who, at best, committed credit card fraud is ridiculous. And quite frankly is offensive to his legacy.
$200k is hardly rich: You can work for 5 years as a software engineer and save well over that amount.

We shouldn't really take the shortcut of comparing our wealth to the wealth of others. Aren't shortcuts in dealing with people a problem?

> We shouldn't really take the shortcut of comparing our wealth to the wealth of others. Aren't shortcuts in dealing with people a problem?

That's a great perspective I hadn't considered before. You are right, taking shortcuts like that only invites prejudice and misunderstanding.

> You can work for 5 years as a software engineer and save well over that amount.

How is number of years spent working as a software engineer a baseline for measuring wealth?

> "My mom got sick, and the $200k I had saved over 4 years went down to four-figures..."

He doesn't even have $200k anymore. He may be smart, but he's not rich.

I get where he's coming from, and I don't dispute his thesis. The system does suck. That said, as an employer a lot of this rubs me the wrong way.

First of all, his chosen specialty is fraud prevention and security, which is one of very few areas where a background check is particularly relevant.

Secondly, formal education delivers (and demonstrates) more than just academic concepts; when he drops out of a great school and suggests that he's "a terrible fit for the current education system", I worry he's a terrible fit for us. Similarly, when he describes himself as an "MBA-type", he's missing the point of the very practical, and largely vocational, components of a solid MBA program.

Finally, when a self-professed "hustler who happens to code at a fairly competent level" without any professional training or history as a dedicated software developer asserts that he's "reverse engineered multiple billion-dollar companies tech stacks", I lose faith that he realizes how much he has to learn. Software development is hard, and expertise in massive tech stacks takes decades of focus to achieve.

To OP, as one person with a shitty history to another: stop comparing yourself with your peers of origin (felons), and start competing in the bigger pool. It isn't enough to be "better than your average felon", you need to be demonstrably better than the average Stanford-educated, classically pedigreed, natively networked elite. It isn't fair, but so long as high stakes job markets/investments are plagued by an under-investment in evaluation, reliance on pattern recognition and a strong bias towards false negatives, this isn't going to change.

So get it off your chest and make the best of the life you've got. You still have more privilege than most.

Note: This doesn't absolve US companies of their superficial biases and incredibly biased false meritocracy. That needs to change if the country wants to reach its full potential.

This guy is 25 and all "woe-is-me" about this incredibly productive life he's lived so far? Jeez. I'm not taking away from the difficulties of living with a felony record in the United States; the system is rigged against people with a record.

But he's not exactly the right person to garner sympathy when he's made hundreds of thousands of dollars and has nothing but a fruitful career ahead of him despite his criminal record.

And make no mistake, sympathy is what he wants for publicly posting this ridiculous article.

Also, stop acting like you're smarter than everyone else. Humility is a virtue in this industry. Those skills you have today might be completely useless in 5-10 years, you always have to be innovating yourself if you want to have a long successful career in tech.

I've got coworkers who have confided in me that they are felons: usually DUI / reckless driving of some sort but yeah, that sort of crap stays with you for life.

So I can understand how hard it is to find a job once you get a criminal record, even something "minor", but there's a lot more to life than that.

Failing to get a college degree because "I'm a bad fit for the current education system" is a weak-ass excuse. Anybody can get a degree if they work at it. I know dumbasses who work their ass off in college to pass tests. No, it isn't always easy, but work and practice to get that piece of paper really does make a difference.

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I do think that we as a country can do better to "forgive" those with a criminal record, or otherwise stereotype them less. But being unable to complete a degree (despite having the money and resources to actually go to college) with a weaksauce excuse is... kind of bad.

Frankly the author comes off like a total dick to me. Obnoxious and self-aggrandizing. Not someone I'd want to work with, felony or no.
Look at me, I'm an "unprivileged" American. But I'm great and the system sucks.