Dirty cow – privilege escalation vuln. in the Linux Kernel (dirtycow.ninja)

The "am I affected" section is incredibly misinformative. Reading the page on iOS it merely says "no" with no further explanation... So maybe the bug was just in an unreleased development kernel? Nope, Debian just released patches I needed to apply on my servers. So I was definitively affected and the page lied. Looks like it's just some javascript looking for "linux" or "android" in the user-agent string. It'll probably even say "yes" if you're browsing on a patched linux pc.

  <script>document.write(navigator.userAgent.match(/Linux|Android/)?'Yes':'Nope')</script>

Everything is a brand now. Will we see agencies focused on handling CVEs social media accounts?

They have a shop?!

Hopefully no one buys shirts for $2k..