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It's fun for a dozen or two clicks, and who knows what might come out of it. Nice job.
I'm done after "We're Etsy for ex-girlfriends."
Yup, quite fun: "We're a rich text editor for poor people."
"We're Groupon for viral infections." I'm all in on this.
"We're Facebook for middle age people.". Isn't that just Facebook? At least that is what all young ones say - that it is used by middle-aged people
"We're Eventbrite for janitors."

As a former janitor, the market for this is massive... :D

We're GitHub for large families

We're Kickstarter for drug cartels

These are really, really good ideas. My first one was:

"We're Tumblr for primary schools."

I guarantee nobody is doing that, and I guarantee you can make a $10 million business sharing primary school drawings with parents via a safe, tumblr-like interface parents can view on. This is a good idea.

my next one was:

"We're special sun glasses for Australians."

This is an instant win. It's a fanstaic idea. And with that kind of branding (Australian outback sunglasses) The whole world would buy one. I'm living in a temperate climate with 4 seasons - I'd wear them in the spring and summer for sure. Great idea.

the next one made me lose interest

"We're Groupon for WOW players."

since neither groupon nor WOW is buzzy enough right now. I won't look at any more.

They need to step up their game - it started off strong but then went legacy.

> They need to step up their game - it started off strong but then went legacy.

They didn't go anywhere... it's the world that moved forward. It just show how short-term and fad-like many startup ideas are, and how much timing plays an important role.

"We're blacklist for priests."

OK, let's not go there...

"We're a first person shooter for ex-girlfriends."

Erm...

"We are a subscription service for stolen goods"

Um....

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"We're an subscription service for heavy drug users." :D
Perfect. A little H, a little Molly, and a different designer drug every month -- plus a handwritten note!
"We're crowdsourcing for coffee shops."

haha. Make a app where some stranger comes to wherever you are and makes you a cup of coffee.

Or takes a sip from your own cup
This is hilarious. As a side note, I have a personal goal I've started using - never describe an idea by comparing it to an existing company. I think it triggers too many assumptions. If the person listening to your idea draws a connection then that is fine, but the premise of the idea should be original enough that it is better described on its own.

I have friends or co-workers describe ideas to me all of the time, and more often than not the description sounds like it came straight off this generator site.

I started a new project in December and all of last year I was talking about this thing I wanted to build with some friends. One of them eventually showed me something astonishingly similar but targeting a completely different demographic, really valuable experience.
On that note: Is there a site that suggests apis to use or combines multiple ones for ideas?
"We're Google analytics for drug cartels"

mmm... not so bad idea. It seems more risky than others ventures but I bet it could be profitable from the beginning. I wonder about the MVP.

"We're Zendesk for ex-girlfriends"

That's funny

"We're a Paypal for poets."

Now thats something I can get behind.

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Dropbox for viral infections
"We're an urban transit system for annoying people" lol :D
"We are a recommendation engine for heavy drug users" http://i.imgur.com/9leJJgU.png

I think this could be addictive.

This is like... Poe's Law for Show HN post titles.
> We're a deal finder for drug cartels

not sure about this one yet

"We're a social marketing automation platform for landscape photographers."

This idea could work...