Executive Assistant to the CEO – Application Due March 27th (jobs.lever.co)

"Unreasonable" is the word! I thought this was a farce, but apparently it is not. I imagine the job description will go away after the deadline, but it's so long, I'm reluctant to paste the entire text here. Here's a copy in pastebin: http://pastebin.com/QbNdHs4x

Company: https://unreasonablegroup.com/

GYSHIDO: http://gyshido.com/