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And if you think that's a good deal, I've got a bridge you might be interested in.
What value do the shares have? Isn't Theranos going bankrupt?
It's closed its labs and fired much of the staff, so it seems likely it'll go bankrupt, but I don't think they have yet.

But I guess from the perspective of an investor, you can either wait and try to spend money hiring lawyers to sue a broke company for a judgement they won't be able to pay you anyways, or you can take more shares in the .001% chance that they'll somehow rise from the ashes and you'll get some non-zero payout.

"One person familiar with the matter said Theranos now has about $150 million or less in cash, excluding the ($40 million) debt"

You can run a company for quite a while on $110M, even in Silicon Valley.

"Sorry we dumped a pile of shit on you. Would more shit help?"
Late stage investors evidently think they're pot committed.
They are also offering $100 bills with Elizabeth Holmes' face on them.
We'll offer you a fraction of zero if you agree not to sue us

Brilliant