Ask HN: Comcast just told me it takes 90 days to cancel account
We've switched to another provider, and we're trying to cancel our comcast account.
When I called up they told me that it takes 90 days to disconnect us, even if we return all the equipment. During which they'll be billing us. I know if we decided not to pay our bill, it'd be shutoff in seconds. So that's total BS.
Does anyone know how to get ahold of someone that can actually terminate our account?
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[ 2.0 ms ] story [ 43.0 ms ] thread"Termination by You. Unless you have signed a minimum term addendum, you may terminate this Agreement for any reason at any time by notifying Comcast in one of three ways: (1) send a written notice to the postal address of your local Comcast business office; (2) send an electronic notice to the e-mail address specified on www.comcast.com; or (3) call our customer service line during normal business hours. Prior to affecting such termination, or any other change to your account, Comcast may undertake actions to verify your identity and confirm your election. Subject to applicable law or the terms of any agreements with governmental authorities, all applicable fees and charges for the Service(s) will accrue until this Agreement has terminated, the Service(s) have been disconnected, and all XFINITY Equipment has been returned"
Seems fairly clear to me, except for the "Prior to affecting such termination, or any other change to your account, Comcast may undertake actions to verify your identity and confirm your election" part. I guess a weasel could easily take 90 days to do so.
Fuck Comcast.
I was furious at the thought of paying for a service where I wasn't even living (To add insult to injury they threatened to fine me if I cancelled anyway), so I simply kept calling and escalating. They'd assign me a ticket, and if they EVER slipped their 48 hour SLAs, I'd call again and escalate again. (document everything) Luckily for me their ticket handling was so shoddy a higher manager eventually saw the churn on the tracker and handled me himself, he seemed both competent and sympathetic to the BS I had to put up with and both cancelled and credited my account.
To answer your core question with a ramble: in this situation the squeaky wheel really does get the grease. I'm sorry you have to go through their shit, "not comcast" was frankly a large motivator in choosing my house where I did.
I was merely suggesting a solution to a problem. The question of who is more (un)ethical, the customer or the telco is for someone else to argue.
Given that I've worked on the inside of two major U.S. telcos, and seen the lengths they've gone to to rip customers off, I have zero problem discussing any and all loopholes to their fraudulent behaviour. They're as unethical as they come.
1. What is your operator ID and/or first name and last initial?
2. Can I please speak with your manager?
They either fix the issue or get the manager on the phone.
Manger gets on phone and usually resolves issue. If not then I repeat step #2.