Put an octo-core mac Pro with 4 30" monitors out on the sidewalk with a large net hanging overhead. When the hacker goes to grab the mac, release the net and ensnare him.
Once captured, keep out of direct sunlight (the monitors will provide all the illumination necessary), feed pizza, caffeine and stock options.
Best places to go hunting: Palo Alto, San Fran, Cambridge.
Aaron, I live in Cambridge and know several programmers and places to find them. Email me and I might be able to help you out - my email's in my profile.
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Best places to go hunting: Palo Alto, San Fran, Cambridge.