Hobby Lobby Illegally Imported Cuneiform into the United States from Iraq (nytimes.com)

“new to the world of acquiring these items” Oh, smuggling is illegal?

Magical thinking apparently includes freedom from respecting laws and ethics, and cheaping out on family planning for more magical "reasons."

in this universe, apparently L. Bob Rife owns a crafts store, not CNN.

now, where'd i put my google glass...