ScamToken ICO needs 21M dollars to bring astronaut back to earth

What is ScamToken?

ScamToken is the world's first, 100% pure bullshit, legitimate ICO. Everything from the timeline, whitepaper, funding goals, website and staff are complete fabrications presented to you in a completely straightforward way. Scam is shorthand for Savings Credit and Money, which is the cornerstone of our teams success.

We recently went live with our ICO. We implore you to review our website and whitepaper, which will clearly define our objectives with this campaign.

Website: https://scamtoken.com

Whitepaper: https://scamtoken.com/core/content/files/uploads/2017/07/whitepaper.pdf

Twitter: https://twitter.com/scamtoken

Github: https://github.com/scamtoken/scamtoken/wiki

DISCLAIMER

This post is satire.

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ajpikul 8y ago ↗

I don't understand how you can have the gumption to post some bullshit like this when it's been disproven so many times: https://isotropic.org/papers/chicken.pdf

scamtoken 8y ago ↗

If you took the time to read our whitepaper, you'd see that we clearly address this issue under section I(INTRODUCTION) and IV (RESULTS).

Quote - Section I "The roadmap of the ICO is as follows: To begin with, we motivate you to give us your money. Similarly, to fulfill this aim, we concentrate our efforts on confirming that you have no idea what we are talking about."

Quote - Section IV "We now discuss our evaluation. Our overall performance analysis seeks to prove three hypotheses: (1) that nobody actually reads whitepapers; (2) that the Nintendo Gameboy of yesteryear actually exhibits better median interrupt rate than today’s hardware; and finally (3) that you can make an ICO for literally nothing and get it funded."

I do hope that we have addressed your concerns appropriately.