Ask HN: How are you securing your laptops in public places?
How are you securing your laptops in public places, like coffee shops and LAN parties/events, when you're by yourself and need to be absent from the laptop? Like when "nature calls".
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[ 4.8 ms ] story [ 155 ms ] threadWorth noting that I don't work in coffee shops too often.
* Downtime if I have to replace it.
* Hassle of getting something similar (US keyboard) over here in Italy.
* Worry of having passwords/ssh keys/etc... out there.
Completely back to where you were at last backup while you go get a coffee. That is a huge win for anyone who lives with their laptop as their primary tool.
I have a similar problem in Brazil. Only once Dell offered me an apology for not having a Brazilian keyboard on one of their laptops. If I want a laptop with US layout, I have to either import one or buy a compatible keyboard in the gray market.
This is one thing Apple does very right. Apple is the only company that will happily sell me a laptop with a US keyboard here in Sweden. In fact they have it as a standard option in their web shop and doesn't cost anything. From every other brand I've looked it was either a flat out "No" or an expensive a complicated procedure.
Most laptop keyboards are little replaceable trays connected to the motherboard with a ribbon cable. If the keyboards were easily available to purchase independently, you could probably do it yourself; but they're not.
Even when I'm at clients, I keep it at lunch with me, as losing it would really be a hassle.
Also I keep what I consider sensitive data into a Knox volume (http://agilewebsolutions.com/knox), which has been working fairly well for me.
Worst case, I'm out the price of a book and/or jacket. The machine and data remain safe.
Even then, I may ask a trustworthy-looking neighbor to keep an eye on my spot. And I return the favor whenever asked.
P.S. Leave also a pad or piece of paper with some writing on it, with a pen/pencil on top. People are much less likely to assume the table is abandoned.
EDIT: P.P.S. From the more paranoid side: Don't leave an unfinished drink that you intend to finish upon return, especially if you are part of what is considered a target demographic. I would guess incidences are much lower in cafes, but I take this lesson from my family who grew up in much tougher neighborhoods. You don't want someone slipping something into your drink. I learned to get my drink straight from the bartender -- watch him/her open a bottle of beer for you if you really have your doubts -- and don't turn your back on it or leave it unattended. (I guess this could apply to food, as well.)
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I wouldn't leave my cheap phone unattended, nevermind a laptop.
There's a linux driver for monitoring the HD status: http://www.thinkwiki.org/wiki/HDAPS
I login with my face anyway (Lenovo Face recognition software), so people think/know it's harder to access.
Today, we have remarkably effective medications to treat depressive-spectrum[2] disorders, which are easily enough accessible to the affluent. The hope I espouse is that people do access them.
As much as I admit to being a cynic, I do believe that people are basically socially well-behaved, if not outright honest. Still, truly urban (as opposed to metropolitan suburbia), dense[3] environments appear to me to have a much higher concentration of those who aren't, so I avoid them in general.
[1] No protagonist, in my view
[2] If I may bastardize the Autism- term
[3] e.g. New York, of course, and, here in the Bay Area: San Francisco, Oakland, downtown San Jose
I can't imagine why anyone would leave their laptop / phone / other device lying around. I go out and about in London, and I don't see anyone doing this.
I suppose LAN parties are an exception, but properly organised large events have a policy of tagging all equipment coming in and checking it on the way out. I have not been to a small private event where people were allowed in without being known and vouched for by another attendee.
- Harddrive is encrpyted
- Installed http://preyproject.com/ (free) - allows you to track it in case it gets stolen
- My profile is secured by a password, but there is a blank profile that people can just log into, so that Prey can do its work :)
Still, I rarely allow my laptop to leave my sight.
This is normally on a train or a library, and when there's someone around who doesn't look too shifty.
And because the girl's cute, she's sure to be honest!
OK, so it's horrible to be so paranoid, but c'mon - you're trusted a stranger with a lot of money. Would you stop someone in the street, point to $500 lying on the street, ask them the same and expect them to still be there when you come back?
Most people know what to do with $500. Most wouldn't have a clue what to do with a stolen laptop, and wouldn't want to.
I sincerely hope that most wouldn't want to :) When it comes to what to do with a stolen laptop though, c'mon, it's a laptop, it's not like you've left them with an audiophile's wet dream of a $500 amplifier tube.
"A stranger is just a friend I haven't met yet." - Will Rogers
The term stranger is a useful tool to prevent children from trusting shifty individuals. As an adult, calling people strangers seems to me to be a good way to live in fear and fail to meet interesting new people. Most people are basically good.
But I think that risk is fairly small if you pick the right person. Ideally someone else with a laptop. They're likely not going anywhere, and they clearly already have a laptop...
I completely agree, but for me it is based on how I see and interact with my community (and the surrounding ones). If I am working out of a library, coffee shop, etc. and need to go I will just leave everything as is. However, when I am in some other area I pack it up and take it.
Psychologists disagree: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bystander_effect
For the extremely sad story for why this is nicknamed Genovese syndrome: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitty_Genovese
I'm wondering if having been previously conned (thankfully many years ago now - the embarrassment has faded) has something to do with it. I fell for the man in dining suit asking to borrow money for his meal in a restaurant. I also fell for the girl in tears outside my front door, complete with baby in pushchair. And then, nearly every day in summer months, standing outside the pub, there's /another/ guy or girl who's lost their train fare home. There are more of them out there than you might think.
The lesson that I took from this is that most people can be assumed to be honest most of the time. The dishonest minority stands out. But yes, in the situation you describe I'd be willing to bet that the $500 would still be there when I came back.
It works pretty well with people who are street-smart enough and really care about other's possessions. I once trusted my purse to a friend of a friend because I had to go on stage to act. When I returned, my purse was hanging from her chair, unwatched. So, it's not about honesty, it's about people really caring about your gear and being able to look after it. Environment matters, too. That time it was a crowded place. A library it would be different.
However, in my case, she was still there because she had been watching us play and afterward we went to a pub all together. I just wanted to say that either she didn't care or she trusted too much other people.
I use an 8 year old laptop (Dell 600m) to connect to a remote X session. They can be had for around $120. I keep nothing sensitive on the local drive.
Someone stealing it would annoy me, but I don't feel the need to stress over it. Being constantly paranoid isn't worth it. I'm not going to sit there worrying that the guy three tables over has been scoping me out during my last three extra larges waiting for the perfect opportunity to grab and go with my laptop.
Install Linux on one of those little guys, and you've got a reasonably useful hacking terminal that is practically disposable.
I also had a pair of cargo pants with a ripped pocket that was almost big enough to carry my laptop. Always meant to sew an extension onto that pocket to create a quick-draw laptop holster - the perfect thing for someone who likes to walk about while thinking and needs to take notes in a hurry ;)
Works like a charm. :-)
I never had any break in incident with that car.
With enough cables, mousepads and assorted garbage cluttering one of those little coffee shop tables, I'll wager I can pee faster than you can pack my stuff and casually walk out the door.
Sure, it doesn't stop the guy in the ski mask and hamburgler shirt from snatching it and sprinting off, but really has anybody here actually seen that happen to a laptop at a Starbucks?
Not Starbucks, but yes, in plenty of public places. For a scummier example, Newham General hospital in London had a huge problem with people walking in to the A&E department and walking off with their computers.
As far as I can tell, there are two types of theft: those of opportunity (addict needs a fix right now!) and those which are planned. I've seen a laptop being stolen without realising it before: well-dressed guy walked up to the table, unplugged, calmly packed it away, and walked out. Two minutes later the real owner comes in and asks if anyone's seen what happened. Sad, even lost the case!
In unfamiliar public places I generally will pack up completely. It only takes a second for someone to steal your stuff and that's the last thing I need :)
I have left it for 12+ hours on more occasions then I can count. Once I had to mistakingly leave it overnight because I got the closing time wrong. I returned the next day and my desk was untouched.
My friends at school think I'm nuts. But for me, leaving the laptop at one place for a prolonged period of time serves as an anchor of sorts. I can go do things(eat/play/class) and return back without the headache of having to setup up my work environment again.
I've actually thought about doing an experiment with an iPod: I'd leave an iPod in the student union and observe how long before someone turns it in / tries to run away with it.
2. If I were to think about leaving it in a public place, I'd think of ways to make people not want to steal it - it's a laptop, it takes about 2 seconds for someone to grab it and run if it's not secured. No alarm or tracking system is going to do anything to PREVENT theft if the thief doesn't know about it.
I'm actually deterred from buying a new laptop because I've put several years of effort into abusing my machine to the point that it's cosmetically not worth selling.
tips -
1. always be comfortable in your surroundings. Know who's coming in and out, the type of people, whether you can trust the staff.
2. make eye contact with someone, best if it's a staff member, and ask them to keep an eye. Most people will, and staff will often hover by your table till you get back.
3. Put your screen to sleep and half close the lid. Helps if you have clutter on the table -- don't draw attention to it.
4. be quick. :) obvious but useful to know.
finally: have insurance, backups, etc.
One more thing-- i've found having a kensington chain to be useful where i have things in longer-term situations which i leave unattended for a while (e.g. my display in the coworking space i'm at). Those are pretty lightweight and really easy to install. wrap one around a table leg and lock to the machine. Done.
Downside: if they power off the laptop or remove the battery, they can still take the laptop. Would a thief do that? I imagine they'd want to leave as quickly as possible so they'd just put the lid down, remove any USB devices, and go.
It uses the accelerometers that the MacBooks already have (for the hard-drive protection)
However, I'm not sure what happens if you close down the lid, let the computer go to sleep and pack it up.
if someone wants to steal my laptop, they're going to do it. if someone is tech savvy enough, they probably won't get caught.
Oh and I don't leave my laptop unattended for more than a few seconds at a time. That helps too.