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In Germany the dog pays half-fare and gets on the train: https://www.bahn.de/p/view/angebot/zusatzticket/hunde.shtml

The only question they'll ask at the station is: does Fluffy have a ticket.

Germans tend to be better at following social rules than Americans. Far too many Americans delude themselves to think that their dog is well-behaved in public when their dog is really a nuisance.

Part of it comes from Germany's culture: It's publicly acceptable to scold someone. In the US, it's considered rude for me to yell at an irresponsible dog owner.

Also if Germany is similar to Switzerland, there's mandatory training for dog owners, and dogs are very well educated (e.g. they are not supposed to bark).

Nice thing is that kids are also taught to e.g. always ask the owner before interacting with a dog.

I'll agree with this in part. (I lived in Germany for 3 years with a rescue dog.)

I'll never forget throwing away glass on a Sunday (I missed the sign saying it was forbidden) and getting stern looks by no less than three people, with one leaning over her balcony railing to tell me not to do that.

...and while that seemed incredelous to me at first, the American, it wasn't too hard to understand after a while that there was a culture of consideration to others, and it was vigorously enforced by society. And it extended to dogs.

Mind you, their dogs still bark, people still screw up, and I encountered more than one dog off-leash while mine still was....even though I knew it was forbidden. No society is 100%.

But I never forgot that early incident, and after a few years I found myself performing my own glare when someone fired up a gas lawnmower on a Sunday. =P Mind you, I ran my vacuum on a Sunday, but so did my neighbors, and there was an unspoken agreement that so long as it was done later in the day it was fine.

I guess what I'm coming around to is this: It's a bit more than just "there are social rules and we follow them." People are, by and large, considerate, and they want others to be considerate it to.

My time over there was really positive, and I credit this as part of it.

> Far too many Americans delude themselves to think that their dog is well-behaved in public when their dog is really a nuisance.

I've been chased more times than I care to remember while I'm out on runs by animals who are loose from their yards or just off leash in areas with leash laws. I've actually been bitten, both times on my lower right leg. I have two dogs of my own, and I like to think that I have a basic understanding and respect for the high-stress situation that this scenario can cause. I never let them off leash outside of the dog park or high-fence back yards, like our own. It's just too risky for everyone, including and perhaps most importantly for the animal(s). Couple this with the bad experiences and I have basically zero patience left for this situation.

My experience with others has been a damned if you do, damned if you don't sort of situation. If you confront these people for their bad behavior you will inevitably be made to feel like you're the asshole, even for things as seemingly innocuous as "Hey, how are you doing? You know that animals are supposed to be on leashes here by law, right?" I actually carry a small clip-on video camera with me now, that I bought after one particularly nasty encounter last summer.

One principle of politeness might be phrased as, "avoid (avoidable) behaviors that create only benefits for me and only inconveniences for the people around me."

Taking your dog on a plane fails this test. Sure, some people don't mind. I mind. A lot. And so do a lot of other people. Bringing your dog on a plane means either not realizing or not caring that you're creating such a large disturbance for the rest of us, neither of which is a category to be proud of.

Babies are even more disruptive, from my experience. If people hate traveling with dogs or babies enough, they could pay for a more private form of transport. It’s not worth the price to me.

Edited to remove option of banning the dogs (although, according to the story it seems like the airlines are able to restrict which dogs are allowed?).

Airlines cannot legally ban service animals.
A real service animal won’t be a nuisance to nearly everybody on board. The problem is that most dogs with vests on are not actually trained in basic obedience, much less to perform a medical service.
My son is almost two and has never met his grandparents, who live in another continent. They are in poor health and can't travel themselves.

How do you suggest we deal with this? A boat would be far too slow, and a private jet would be far too expensive.

In these circumstances, I will bring my toddler in the plane, try to keep him quiet, and bring baggies with complimentary snacks and earplugs for the passengers sitting next to us. I don't think I can realistically do more than that.

What I'm not going to do is wait five years until the child is older, because I have no assurance that my parents will be alive by then. Sorry if that inconveniences you.

Parent doesn't seem to be arguing that babies shouldn't be allowed on flights. Rather that people who don't like babies or dogs should find an alternative means of transportation.
I think you missed the commenter's point. He isn't saying that you shouldn't travel with your two-year-old. He's saying that if it really bothered him, he'd be willing to pay a more expensive fare for a more private method of travel. He isn't bothered enough, so he isn't willing to pay more.
While it's true that babies are annoying, I subscribe to the (now apparently radical) belief that human babies are in a category that grants them more rights than pets. Travelling with a baby is sometimes unavoidable (or, as in the case you mention, generates such an enormous personal benefit that it outweighs the inconvenience to your fellow passengers).

It is never necessary to fly with your dog uncaged in the main cabin. Ever. Full stop.

Except for service dogs.
You'll recall that the article we're all responding to -- and the entire point of this conversation -- discusses abuses of the service dog requirement.
Your parents being in poor health is not an avoidable situation. Planning a cross country vacation with a new born is pretty awful behavior though.
> Planning a cross country vacation with a new born is pretty awful behavior though.

First, a two year old isn't a new born. Having 3 kids, I can tell you that a new born is far less trouble than almost any child up to about 6 years of age because they sleep 16-20 hours a day.

There's nothing wrong with traveling with children as long as the children are well behaved and you plan your flight to coincide with nap times.

My wife and I flew from NY to London next to a family with 3 children all under 6 years of age and they were delightful. The gentleman taking up one of the seats in the row they occupied however was a piece of garbage. He had the aisle seat and when they showed up he let out an audible sigh and made it abundantly clear he was displeased with them. We had an empty seat in our row and were going to offer it to him but by the time they closed the doors he had proven himself to be such a disgusting human being that we chose to keep it for ourselves.

We didn't fly when the kids were little. Amazingly rude to subject many other people to that when they're already crammed into the noisy, cramped, metal can with no escape. Telling someone to put on headphones because of the noise or just deal with it when your kid is kicking the seat is obnoxious. You want to fly with them? Buy a private flight.
No offence, but I don't think that who you are responding to means parents like you.

You seem like a decent person trying to minimize the disruption your toddler is causing the other travellers, but in my experience you are definitely in the minority. I can honestly say that I've never met anyone that did what you say you'd do.

The far more common example is parents that pay no attention to their kids, regardless of their little angels kicking the seat in front of them, running and tackling the crew, throwing food or liquids around or just screaming at the top of their lungs. The only moment the parents seem to react is when other travellers ask them to control the beasts, at which point they'll start screaming about strangers telling them how to educate their kids.

Again, you might not be like that (you are probably nothing like that) and we all accept that, even if your toddler is causing discomfort in others, you have no other option. Maybe accept that some of that people travelling with pets might not have any other option either.

We could say this about allowing literally any level of disruptive behavior on public flights and conclude that, "hey, if you don't like it, then you can charter a private plane where you get to make the rules."

By virtue of its universal applicability, your comment says everything and therefore nothing.

> One principle of politeness might be phrased as, "avoid (avoidable) behaviors that create only benefits for me and only inconveniences for the people around me."

I don't like this principle (or maybe I don't like politeness). By this principle, if I were a slave, it would be impolite to advocate for my freedom. That's an avoidable behavior; I can just keep working without pay. By this principle, if I were paralyzed, it would be impolite to ask people to have ramps and elevators. That's an avoidable behavior; it would be preferable to stay at home and wait to die. (Asking for ADA compliance is a huge disturbance!)

The obvious rebuttal is "Well, those cases don't count because being a slave or being paralyzed is a fundamental unfairness and you can advocate to resolve or work around that," but the entire question is whether people who claim to need emotional support animals genuinely are in the same position or not, whether the emotional state they need support for is also a fundamental unfairness compare to the rest of us who don't claim to need such animals.

So I don't think that the clarified principle actually helps us figure out what the right thing to do is; it just rephrases the question.

Yes, perhaps "avoidable" isn't the right word. You're right that this is entirely about evaluating and weighing the level of benefit against the level of inconvenience.

It's rude to run through a crowded theater because you're in a hurry to leave. It isn't rude if you're making an emergency run to the bathroom. We all very clearly and intuitively understand this distinction.

By the way, the whole point of politeness is that it requires these kinds of judgements and therefore resists strict rule-making. Ideally, we wouldn't need to make a rule about dogs on planes, because nervous flyers would feel individual shame at the idea of inconveniencing other people for their own personal benefit.

I couldn't possibly bring my dog on a plane, not because of any rule, but because I'd be embarrassed and extremely uncomfortable about my own behavior. It would ultimately result in a worse experience for me, for those reasons. I'd be a self-conscious wreck.

This is basically a long form of "Shitty people ruin things for everyone." Honestly if you've ever wanted to know why any given policy is in place that seems obvious and common sense, it's these people screwing things up for everyone else.
The corollary is that similar people are the reason for seemingly nonsensical warnings on products. When your aftershave reminds you not to treat it as a beverage, that’s because some knucklehead tried to chug it.
So many complaints in the comments about being single and the burden of having to find someone to care for your pet while you're out of town.

If you can't afford to maintain your pet, you can't afford a pet. Don't take it out on the rest of us.

I often joke that I'm not responsible enough to own a dog, or that if I was I'd just have kids. I can leave extra food for the cats and they handle themselves for up to 5 days. If it's more than that, we find someone to check in on them. The fix is not to socialize my 'problem' by finding a way to scam on medical needs and gamble that nobody will challenge my 'medical condition'.

>If you can't afford to maintain your pet, you can't afford a pet. Don't take it out on the rest of us.

Yes, but this logic is a slippery slope that drops off into a sewer depending on how far you want to take it.

If you tell certain people that you don't own snow tires because you usually commute via train and you drive maybe two days a year with snow on the ground and they'll tell you you're a menace to society and if you can't afford to go all out you shouldn't own a car at all.

Everything has trade-offs and I'm more inclined to say everyone else should be thicker skinned rather than individuals should be better behaved. It's not the individual's job to look out for everyone else. Bringing a pet or a crying baby on a plane isn't a big deal even if it's a pain in the butt for everyone else.

As much as people need to be considerate people also need to not be thin skinned when others are inconsiderate.

That said, you'd better be pretty f-ed up in the head if you're bringing your dog into the supermarket, on public transit, into Walmart, etc for "emotional support".

Edit: Not that I know where the line should be drawn, just that it probably should be drawn somewhere. Also revised some wording.

I should have known better than picking this example for this demographic.

> If you tell certain people that you don't own snow tires because you usually commute via train and you drive maybe two days a year with snow on the ground and they'll tell you you're a menace to society and if you can't afford to go all out you shouldn't own a car.

This seems reasonable to me, is this supposed to be some absurd conclusion? A car that is out of control can easily kill people. If you don't have the equipment to safely drive your car when there's snow on the ground, drive zero days a year when there's snow on the ground. If you're risking other people's lives because you want the convenience of driving a car, yes, you're a menace to society.

> As much as people need to be considerate people also need to not be snowflakes when others are inconsiderate.

Does the word "snowflake" have a coherent meaning any more? I thought the original idea was that snowflakes were unique, which means that as an insult, it would be better placed against the person who's doing something unusual compared to the rest of society.

> If you don't have the equipment to safely drive your car when there's snow on the ground, drive zero days a year when there's snow on the ground

This requirement is codified in the laws of several states, e.g. Montana [1]. Driving and flying are privileges, not rights.

[1] https://www.thebalance.com/chain-laws-by-state-1361486

>This seems reasonable to me, is this supposed to be some absurd conclusion? A car that is out of control can easily kill people. If you don't have the equipment to safely drive your car when there's snow on the ground, drive zero days a year when there's snow on the ground. If you're risking other people's lives because you want the convenience of driving a car, yes, you're a menace to society.

People mostly adjust to the extra traction afforded by snow tires and behave accordingly to maintain constant risk regardless of the conditions. More traction doesn't help if your margin for error is close to constant. Same problem with stuff like blind spot detection.

>Does the word "snowflake" have a coherent meaning any more?

Fixed the phrasing.

> People mostly adjust to the extra traction afforded by snow tires and behave accordingly to maintain constant risk regardless of the conditions

The risk of over-steering appears to be compensated for with reduced crash incidence and severity (at least for studded tyres) [1]. More to the point, you changed your goalpost from "this is an unreasonable cost to demand for safety" to "this isn't safe."

[1] https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S00014...

For what it's worth even for those "only" two days per year with snow on the ground driving with snow tires vs driving with normal tires or even with all-seasons could make a hell of a difference (like getting back safe to your home vs kissing a ditch). Source, me, a guy who was at first against the relatively recently introduced legislation that mandated the use of snow tires during the winter months, but who changed his opinion pretty damn fast when I got caught by some early snow (late October - early November, I usually put my winter tires in late November) and I had to drive through the resulting slush like I was on a damn skate-rink. Snow tires do save lives and should be really mandatory even in places where it snows only two days per winter.
On the other hand, here I am driving around on snow tires in a 75 degree California February. They absolutely perform less well than my summer tires do. So in a way you could argue both are irresponsible. Similarly, you might end up in an accident because you bought all seasons instead of high performance tires, and were not able to stop in time. And one could say the same about opting for a car with lesser braking performance.
> If you tell certain people that you don't own snow tires because you usually commute via train and you drive maybe two days a year with snow on the ground and they'll tell you you're a menace to society and if you can't afford to go all out you shouldn't own a car at all.

I'm skeptical that such people actually exist, or at least exist in significant numbers in places where there's actually snow. You don't need snow tires to drive safely on a snowy road. You just need decent all season tires and the knowledge of when to slow down.

>I'm skeptical that such people actually exist, or at least exist in significant numbers in places where there's actually snow.

Well they exist in significant numbers online.

>You don't need snow tires to drive safely on a snowy road. You just need decent all season tires and the knowledge of when to slow down.

Exactly. Thinking ahead to the next turn solves most problems.

Maybe the ideal is certain kinds of lizards. Going on vacation? Just stick it in the fridge.

Note well: This may not work for all lizards. In particular, it may be lethal for your lizard. Check before trying it.

You would need a fridge that can maintain a uniform interior temperature of 5 degC--i.e. one with no freezer box--an aquarium air pump, and a UPS. If you're serious, you would also need a CO2/temp/humidity sensor that can report to you via e-mail whenever a fault is detected.

It's dangerous to leave fridge hibernators unattended, because things can go wrong while you are away. But while they're in, you only need to check on them once or twice a day, and maybe rehydrate their burrowing substrate.

The problem is that you have to prepare for it by gorging to build up energy reserves, then fasting to clear the gut of waste and build up water reserves. It's really not something you would want to do every time you go somewhere.

But you can also use long term feeding options like burying beetle larvae and worms instead of just dropping them into the food dish. It will take a while to hunt them all down. More likely you end up with a breeding population in the habitat, and your pet gets fat.

Aside from that, birds and mammals make superior pets in almost all ways. The only reason to have a reptile pet is if people in the household are allergic to both dogs and cats.

The other side of this coin is the number of times a passenger has entrusted their pet's well-being to the airline, and later discovered that was a really, really bad idea.

This works out to about 0.5 deaths per 10000, but United apparently breaks guitars and kills or injures pets much more often than other carriers. That may be related to their willingness to actually attempt to transport species and breeds at higher risk from conditions experienced during air travel, like pugs.

I am not surprised that people will do anything to keep their valuables--living or not--out of United's cargo holds. I am a bit surprised that their genius solutions still involve flying United.

My terrapin is never flying. I get nervous enough about putting my clothing in checked baggage. And also, she's easier to keep fed than a cat. But cats poop in their litter box instead of their water dish, so there's that.

Lets be real, emotional support animals are a completely nonsensical burden for everyone on the flight that outweighs what the passenger bringing it gets. Its not justified to bring on a pet into a metal tin can that everyone now has to deal with. This action isnt fair to people with allergies and phobias and they cant get anything out of this aside from putting up with it.
1. If you need a support animal, you should leave.

2. If you're allergic to a support animal, you should leave.

Why is one of those more acceptable than the other?

How many people with allergies equates to one challenged person who requires a service pet?
In theory a system can be designed where the people in group 2 don't encounter animals when they fly. As a person with flight-relevant allergies, namely peanuts, I've been happy that many airlines are moving towards other snacks, and I don't need to insist that every single airlines does as long as I have reasonable options.

A system cannot be designed where people in group 1 don't encounter anxieties when they fly.

So, from a pure, amoral optimization standpoint, it's better to have a system where people in both groups can fly than one where people in only one group can fly.

(Which I think is the position you're advocating.)

support animals are generally a joke and not used for their intended purpose anymore as the article articulates while being allergic is a much more real issue and unfair as a passenger.
The article argues for stricter checking. You're proposing a ban.
3. If you need a support animal, and want to bring it in confined spaces with other people, you should make sure it's hypoalergenic
Leave what? Leave a confined space that previously did not have animals in it? Leaving because you are allergic to support animal is irrational because it would have to happen first. Tube empty of animals already happened.

This argument requires holding support animal in tube is already foregone conclusion.

Leave a confined space that has an allergic person in it? I'm not sure what your example means because of course either one could be "first". Why should one's disability (allergy) exclude the other passenger from a space?
> Why should one's disability (allergy) exclude the other passenger from a space?

Per my other comment [1], there is a muddling of terms going about. Service Animals [2] are "individually trained to do work or perform tasks for the benefit of an individual with a disability." They are well-behaved and medically mandated. They are also legally protected by the ADA.

Emotional-support animals may have been medically prescribed but, critically, are not necessarily trained [3]. Heinously, some people claim their pets are emotional-support animals despite lacking the medical prescription. (They do this to skip the fee airlines charge for transporting an untrained pet.)

Nobody is assailing Service Animals. Some are upset about emotional-support animals. Most are upset about non-medically prescribed animals' owners misrepresenting them as emotional-support or Service animals.

[1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16311646

[2] https://adata.org/factsheet/service-animals

[3] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emotional_support_animal

No, we're talking about allergies and annoyance to other passengers. Those aren't going to change based on how much the person needs them or what paperwork they have.
> No, we're talking about allergies and annoyance to other passengers

We're talking about the relationship between two things. The rights of the allergy sufferer versus the rights of the animal owner. The weight of the latter varies with medical necessity and the risk the animal poses to others on the plane.

Allergies are a medical condition. Service animals are trained animals serving a medical need. Emotional-support animals also serve a medical need, but being untrained come with a greater safety and comfort risk. Pets don't serve a medical need; when represented as emotional-support animals, they're being transported by someone who made a false and willful misrepresentation to the airline for monetary gain.

Just auction it: offer $10 to everyone who thinks they are inconvenienced. Keep upping a price until either there is no one who is inconvenienced or until you decide the trip is not worth it for you.
It's maybe time to start up a non specist animal friendly "for real" flight company...
This is basically southwest. Because you choose who you sit next to, people with service animals board first then people who like dogs, etc... board and sit next to them. It works really well.

  people with service animals board first 
That would be an incentive to bring inauthentic "service animals" along, wouldn't it?
I work at a healthcare facility, and the "emotional support" animals are a huge problem. We only allow Service Animals in our building. I frequently ask patients to keep their birds and even reptiles in the car. The ADA is very specific in that they only recognize dogs and miniature horses as Service Animals. It is worth noting that "emotional support" animals do not enjoy the same protections that the ADA provides. It doesn't stop patients from claiming that their emotional support animal is an actual Service Animal, but requiring proof is a slippery slope toward a discrimination lawsuit.
Ok, I must ask, how on earth was the decision made that dogs and miniature horses would be the two allowable service animals?

Edit: I figured it out. Pack animals.

You're incorrect. Miniature horses are used in situations where someone is e.g. blind and also allergic to dogs. They're used as guide animals in much the same way as seeing eye dogs.
> The ADA is very specific in that they only recognize dogs and miniature horses as Service Animals.

Pedantically, only dogs are service animals under ADA regs (28 CFR 35.104), but guide horses have very similar rules under the ADA.

Seems ridiulous that asking for proof of a valid service animal is a slippery slope. It seems welldefined, and a legit service animal would likely carry the documentation with them.
The ADA doesn’t create any standard for documentation. Where’s the definition?
I never knew there were seeing eye horses. This is an awesome world we live in.
Counterpoint from Patrick from Popehat (on Twitter):

A lot of the people who need support animals are war veterans, people who've endured horrific accidents, rape victims. I got my dog from a labradoodle breeder who trains puppies to detect epileptic seizures. I used to mock these people, when I was uninformed.

He's not rebutting the argument that people cheat. In fact, the more seriously you take the idea of emotional support animals, the more repulsive the cheaters probably are to you.

It's like gluten-free stuff. If you have celiac and are sensitive to cross-contamination, the more people hop on the trend and encourage places to chase the trend in a sloppy way, the worse off you are. A small but vulnerable number of people get screwed because a larger population piggybacks.

It seems like there might be an opportunity hiding in here for carriers to offer certain animal-friendly routes, but there's probably still a lot of liability issues to work out in there. I'd bet you could make it significantly cheaper than pet boarding, though, for a lot of trips.

My one acquaintance with Celiac loves the gluten-free movement, in spite of thinking it is bullshit. She loved bread, and can't fathom why so many people are trying to glom on to this bandwagon, but she loves how many more restaurants are available to her now.

Your point about sloppy trend-chasers is a good one, but at least so far, she's not had an issue.

All the examples cited by Patrick and legitimate and the animal has been trained. If there is not registration and certification for these important service animals, then there absolutely should be. It should be a simple matter at the end of the day for the airline to be able to provided verifiable documentation as to a service animal's legitimacy.
The author has obviously never traveled with an emotional support animal. The difference between how you are treated by TSA with an animal and without is amazing. I travel with my dog and, as soon as TSA sees the vest, I am allowed to go through the pre-check line (I do not have pre-check) so I don't have to take off my shoes, etc... TSA is also much nicer to people traveling with animals. Rather than the typical surly bullshit, they are nice and want to pet your dog, etc...

So, if the author really thinks that animals are a bigger problem than TSA, they are probably one of those people who "cheats" security by paying for pre-check to avoid going through proper security. I am much more concerned with how the incompetence and rudeness of TSA is being used to extract money and personal information from travelers.

If airlines and airports want people to stop lying about the reason they are brining their pets on the airplane, perhaps we should start by making TSA stop lying about the benefit they provide. When we see TSA extracting billions of dollars from taxpayers for security theater, it's easy to assume that the only people still playing by the rules are suckers.

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I have had quite different experience. I have traveled a fair amount with my son and his medium-sized, and thus atypical-looking service dog. TSA has never given us any kind of special treatment, except once late at night in Denver when an agent allowed us to go through the pre-check lane and thus not wait in a long line. Even then, we still had to go through all the same procedures as the full lane: Shoes off, gear out and screened as usual, service dog gear off, me carry or walk with service dog through screener, swab my hands, and only with all-clear, be allowed to recollect gear.
> So, if the author really thinks that animals are a bigger problem than TSA, they are probably one of those people who "cheats" security by paying for pre-check to avoid going through proper security.

As opposed to someone who brings an "emotional support" animal with them to cheat their way through security?

The main problems I have with "emotional support" animals is their owners. These people are usually inconsiderate of others and completely self centered.

I've witnessed on multiple occasions dogs shitting or pissing all over commuter trains and their owners just hop off the train and leave it for everyone else to deal with. You'll often see these people at the gate trying to get priority seating by shoving their dog in the attendent's face while the attendant is trying to help other passengers with legitimate needs. I've been nipped by one of these dogs on a flight and the owner's response was "she feels threatened by you." I suggest she might put the dog in her cage since I can't move seats at which point she tried to have my seat moved by an attendant.

The fucked up thing is that if you put a muzzle on your dog so that they can't bite anyone, people will treat you like you're traveling with a dangerous animal.
That or they thing you're being abusive and cruel.
I think I understand why dogs bite you.
What? Why is that?
because you give people who would make sure they can't bite you a hard time.
I never said I did. I'm saying that when people put muzzles on their dogs they get shamed by people who say it's cruel.
Pets in the cabin seems insane to me. I'm allergic to cats and can't imagine the discomfort of cat dander circulating throughout the cabin.

Flying seems unpleasant enough with making it a petting zoo too.

Cats are allowed in the cabin but have to be kept inside of a carry on container. I doubt much of their dander is getting out.

If you've flown more than a couple times, you've probably had a cat on your flight. The one time I flew with my cat, the people sitting next to me didn't even notice her.

> I'm allergic to cats and can't imagine the discomfort of cat dander circulating throughout the cabin

I'm allergic to cats. I'm also a former aerospace engineer. Cabin air is completely refreshed about 20 times an hour [1]. I've sat next to a cat and not noticed. They're in a carrier, too drugged or terrified to toss fur about; quiet; and small. Zyrtec won't make the screaming baby any more pleasant.

[1] http://www.nbcnews.com/id/34708785/ns/travel-travel_tips/t/a...

My first run in with this was on a flight from Charlotte to St. Maarten in the Caribbean. There was a couple behind us with a "service dog" beagle. The guy was 25 and in the international med school there. There were 2 other couples on the flight, all in the same med school with "service animals". I watched them while getting their luggage, their dogs were terribly trained and jumping all over the place. I guess there is no requirement that a service animal is well behaved (outside of seeing eye dogs etc), but it was so obviously an attempt to get their animals to their temporary home for free. They all had the same, fresh out of the package, eBay "Support Dog" vest.

If you have $100,000 to go to med school, you have $250 to fly the dog properly.

> If you have $100,000 to go to med school, you have $250 to fly the dog properly.

If you have the money to fly to St. Maarten for vacation, you have the money to fly the dog properly. Or the money to kennel it.

More like $500, with the significant possibility of Delta killing your puppy.
Oftentimes I see people with a Superman t-shirt waiting to board at the airport. Similarly to these birds, I wonder why they need a plane to fly.
This seems easy enough to solve: just charge people for an extra seat if they're taking an emotional support animal.

Then of course have a (strict) policy where that fee can be waived in cases of medical need.

There is a fascinating series on Netflix right now called Animal Airport. It's about animal control that takes place at Heathrow. It's a glimpse of what goes on behind the scenes. At a few points, you'll see these "emotional support" animals (which still have to go through proper procedures). It seemed to mostly be all American travelers. You get the sense that the staff thinks they are mostly bullshit, but this is a family show and they are a bit too polite to say it in front of cameras. One of the dogs was a tiny little chihuahua (I think), which was stretching credulity for me. This dog, like most small dogs in such a situation, was already a nervous basketcase. How is that calming anyone?
Screw airlines and their $100 fees

Screw morons who push the envelope at the expense of other people

And screw this society for pushing everyone to the brink of insanity

Non-service animals, crying and seat kicking children, the sick, the morbidly obese (if you spill over your assigned seat), smokers, people who wear too much cologne/perfume, people who put their feet/knees on the seat in front of them, snorers, stinkers, those allergic to peanuts and all other classes of public irritants should have spots in a comfortable but separate cabin.
This separate but comfortable cabin already exists and is called "a commercial flight", what you are looking for is a "chartered flight".
Business class is close but unless the cabins are separated you still have to mix with the unwashed when they sneak in to befoul the toilet. The mouth breathers really all belong in cargo. But that would be unkind. Maybe they could be sedated for the duration of their trip. I'd also be okay with sedating myself in first class so I could get a good nap in.
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I'm tempted to look at the "scam of flying pets" and think that instead the solution is to liberalize policies on allowing pets, with the potential for penalties for violators of the social order. The analogy that springs to mind is "medical" marijuana or "medical" alcohol during prohibition [1]. Without denying the genuine needs of some people, others "scammed" the system, finding doctors who would say that yes, you do indeed need a prescription for whatever it is that ails you. Many of the prescriptions were medically bogus, but the behavior itself isn't inherently socially harmful. Switching to a system where you punish bad behavior rather than the possibility of bad behavior has generally been well regarded in places where these substances have been legalized (opinions may vary, of course, but so far as I know, no state that has legalized recreational cannabis has seen serious pushes to recriminalize it), so why not do the same for pets.

If you had to put down a deposit to fly with a pet, but had it reimbursed assuming good behavior, then you could ding the people whose pets get into fights with service animals, defecate, etc, while allowing responsible pet owners freer movement.

[1] https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/during-prohibition-yo...

From the text of the Air Carrier Access Act [1]

> You are never required to accommodate certain unusual service animals (e.g., snakes, other reptiles, ferrets, rodents, and spiders) as service animals in the cabin. With respect to all other animals, including unusual or exotic animals that are presented as service animals (e.g., miniature horses, pigs, monkeys), as a carrier you must determine whether any factors preclude their traveling in the cabin as service animals (e.g., whether the animal is too large or heavy to be accommodated in the cabin, whether the animal would pose a direct threat to the health or safety of others, whether it would cause a significant disruption of cabin service, whether it would be prohibited from entering a foreign country that is the flight's destination). If no such factors preclude the animal from traveling in the cabin, you must permit it to do so. However, as a foreign carrier, you are not required to carry service animals other than dogs.

Is anyone else annoyed that airlines are required [2] to allow people to take an untrained emotional support pig on a flight unless they can show a specific reason why it shouldn't be allowed on (and the burden of proof seems to be on the airline)? Obviously, the way this law is written, it makes it a big hassle for the airlines to deny travel to these animals, especially if the person comes with documentation from a mental health professional (who they can find online to give them a letter for $99).

In the case of a highly trained service animal (think seeing eye dog or a dog trained to detect imminent seizures) I can understand why we allow them on. Those dogs are incredibly well trained. As I understand it, very few dogs have the demeanor to pass the training.

If you've got an animal travelling with you for emotional support reasons, we should have a similar requirement for training. If your animal isn't trained (and certified by a reputable organization) to behave around other people, why should an airline be forced to accommodate you bringing your animal into a confined and crowded space?

Our laws should force people claiming emotional support animals to have them be trained and certified to behave well in a public space (service animals, from what I've seen, already meet this standard) if airlines are going to be forced to let them fly for free.

[1] https://www.united.com/web/en-US/content/travel/specialneeds...

[2] As far as I know, there's nothing preventing an airline from allowing animals to fly for free, similar to how many hotels are pet friendly. Someone could open an airline that's pet friendly and I'm sure there's a niche market for it. But in my mind, unless there's a very compelling reason, we shouldn't force airlines to allow animals on board for free. In my mind, highly trained service animals have a compelling enough reason to force airlines to allow them on board. Untrained emotional support animals don't.

I've long thought that the whole 'emotional support animal' term is not ideal: after all, aren't any non-working dogs emotional support animals? I think something like 'service animal' is more appropriate.

> Ultimately, I hope the Department of Transportation creates a fairly strict uniform rule for all airlines.

Why not let the individual airlines decide? Pet owners can choose to fly Pet Airways, and everyone else can choose not to. It's not immediately obvious that this is a case where there must be a uniform rule (although it would be tricky if one had to switch carriers mid-trip).

> It’s true that some people honestly believe they have an emotional condition that an animal solves. But they are often confusing their preferences with actual medical needs.

That, I think, is a quote which aptly describes much of 21st-century American society: a failure to recognise the difference between preference & reality.

> Why not let the individual airlines decide?

Airlines are free to allow pets aboard. But they've all made the decision not to allow it, except for a fee (and even then, only for small animals that go under your seat). Right now, the airlines are forced to allow emotional support animals. I don't think many people would be against a pet friendly airline. I think the issue is that the airlines don't want to be pet friendly (most likely they'd rather not deal with the hassle), but the law requires them to accommodate trained service animals (e.g. seeing eye dogs or dogs trained to detect imminent seizures), which most people probably don't object to as well as emotional support dogs (which many people do object to because they feel that the system is being gamed)

When you look at the current US President it's pretty clear that mutual trust and commonsense, once the bedrock of the country, has long since been displaced by every wo/man for themselves.

Largely this has been brought about by corporations first sending jobs overseas with wanton enthusiasm and then splashing cash all over Washington to influence government. Call it the paradox of thrift version 2.0.