If programming languages were guns

- Python - nice and compact pistol. Comes with a lot of superpowerful attachments like rocket launchers, missile guide systems, and flamethrowers. - Java - a gun factory. You have to go to the controller, to get an appointment with the builder to provide him the specs to build the gun of your dream. - Scala - M134 Minigun (remember Jesse Ventura in Predator). One problem is that you need to convince Jesse Ventura to go to the battle with you. - JavaScript - a nice and powerful pistol with about 15 triggers. 12 are painted red and must not be pushed. Out of other three, the specific trigger to be pushed changes every day. - Ruby - a 3d printer with three buttons to choose the type of nice and compact pistol to print. A person with practically no skills can build an arsenal over a weekend. - C - powerful high caliber gun. Does the job in one shot. One problem is that bullet shells have to be removed manually. If you forgot to remove the shell, the gun will explode. - R - missile guidance system. Works great, but missiles come separately.

What's your weapon?