It’s actually a smart cock ring, and still a breatakingly bad idea. It’s like a group of people sat around a table and one of them said, “What’s the worst thing about cock rings today?” The response must have been, “Well I hate how no one can hack them.”
Reading the text, it seems they just use Bluetooth to transfer data to your phone... although I wonder if it would just be stored on the phone or backed up on the cloud for "safety".
I think it's more like some people sitting around and wondering "What thing have they not made 'smart'/IoTfied?" and someone thought "Cock rings!".
Oh wait,
> What does i.Con do with its data? Can I use it anonymously?
> Absolutely! All data will be kept anonymous but users will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world. You will be able to anonymously access stats that you can compare with i.Con users worldwide.
So they will definitely upload it straight to their cloud...
A condom that could check if anything 'leaked' out, and based on momentum and other factors give a % variance of likelihood of getting pregnant as well as detect STDs from fluids... that would be an amazing discovery, this...is just fit bit for penises...not so interesting...tldr: Maybe if it had a tricorder built in.
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[ 2.6 ms ] story [ 56.3 ms ] threadI think it's more like some people sitting around and wondering "What thing have they not made 'smart'/IoTfied?" and someone thought "Cock rings!".
Oh wait,
> What does i.Con do with its data? Can I use it anonymously?
> Absolutely! All data will be kept anonymous but users will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world. You will be able to anonymously access stats that you can compare with i.Con users worldwide.
So they will definitely upload it straight to their cloud...