Ask HN: Selling points for Go++, a parody language

2 points by zshrdlu ↗ HN
What might some wicked person use as selling points to promote their new language "Go++", which is an "improvement" over Go?

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Depends on how evil you are.

- C preprocessor. - C++ templates. - Add a fn keyword in addition to func. - Add lambda literal in addition to func. - Take out goroutines, replace them with nothing. - Allow emoji's as identfiers. - Make typing optional, run it in an interpreter.