Ask: Why do people need Twitter, anyway?
People like Dave Winer are getting pissy about Twitter - http://www.scripting.com/stories/2008/04/22/howToDecoupleFromTwitterNo.html
"How will we manage without Twitter? Necessity is the mother of invention, imho."
What a bunch of bullshit. 98% of stuff on Twitter, is, as Matt Maroon pointed out, "Going to the gym"/"Ugh, clients are so lame"/"At elitist convention/party/etc you weren't invited to, I am so awesome".
How is this valuable?
It's the information equivalent of sugar water.
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[ 2.2 ms ] story [ 88.3 ms ] threadTwitter is providing a more efficient way of letting people know what you're doing. The same was done using a phone but no one really complained about the garbage spoken over phone lines. Think of it as a less dynamic version of instant messaging.
just like, for example, a boat is useful if your profession is fishing or something that requires you to be on the water, but a boat is a hole in the water where you throw your money if you have a boat for recreational purposes.
such is twitter. use it right, and its useful and good. use it for fun or trivial purposes and its kind of silly.
another good analogy for twitter, i think, is the boy who cried wolf. i'll read peoples tweets when they only have one a week or something, because i know its meaningful/profound/etc. and thats the purpose -- to be able to quickly and easily contact a lot of people via a lot of channels. but if you have 30 a day, i won't read a single one.
Silly argument.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/1206/
The reality is that most human conversations are fluff. If you could listen in on everyone's cell phone calls, do you think they would sound very different?
Humans are crashingly boring. We fart, we scratch, we worry about our hair and our petty insecurities.
Of course, you would have been right. And maybe that would be a good thing. But stop raining on our parade anyway!
Here's some 2007 numbers, courtesy of Yahoo Finance:
Coca-Cola Company (KO): $6B net profit on $29B revenue
Pepsico (PEP): $5.6B net profit on $39.4B revenue
Google (GOOG): $4.2B net profit on $16.6B revenue
Microsoft (MSFT): $14B net profit on $51.1B revenue
I'd say that, while Microsoft Windows is more profitable than sugar water, the soft drink industry is holding its own. Of course, Pepsi and Coke know how to monetize sugar water...
Paging John Sculley! Where is he when we need him? He wasn't the world's greatest tech CEO, but he sure knew the value of sugar water!
You might not be that person (note: I'm not), but to assume the other types don't exist or that their reasons for valuing Twitter are mis-guided is a bit grand.
Twitter is in 2008 what checking AIM away messages was back in 1998.
Welcome to the long tail and all that jazz.
99.99% of everything is boring.
Join Second Life if you want something unique.
Internet is just a wasteland.
Web 1.0 was creating the playground for information. Web 2.0 is about sharing more information. Web 3.0 will be about how to extract utility out of information.
I can go on and on about pithy pseudo-analysis but you should just keep listening to Matt Maroon.
More here:
http://www.thestandard.com/news/2008/03/30/twitter-fanatical...
Tools build on top of twitter which will mine the sea of this information, filter out interesting data and the extract some sense out of it will really make the experience better. Don't see too many creative tools build yet, but can't see why they would mature given enough time.
I actually enjoy Twitter, I just don't need it, and I can see why most people would just be annoyed by it.
Furthermore, it's just a good way to keep track of what you need to know from people. Not everyone tells you useful information, but not every author who has a book published is worth reading either. It's a different experience from everyone and that's the beauty of the Internet. There are no archetypes for how you use it
It's not a matter of "sense". If I could recount the number of times that people told me Facebook was irrelevant because "email" existed and I could use it for the same reason I use Facebook (to stay in contact with people), we'd be here all day. The fact is, I've connected with lots of people in my industry and area with Twitter, and lots of them if not all have become valuable assets in what I do.
I wouldn't be so crass to quickly dismiss it as THE method of communicating. The marketplace wont let that happen, and social dynamics wont let that happen; and in my opinion I think that is another crucial thing people fail to realize when stacking Twitter up against traditional communication: the social dynamics of how useful it can be.
But again, there's no archetype for how you use this type of service, or any service. It just so happened I was online at the moment, I knew he was online (by virtue of the fact that he had posted a tweet not even 10 minutes earlier) so I alerted him to where I was.
It's really that simple.