I made an app that hates itself (olifro.st)

I really like the app idea and concept. Just a question, why do the bots speak like they are drunk?

Haha, cool idea and nicely done. The voices sound mechanical though. Maybe you could hire a human to read, that would be fun (two modes - computer and human, with 24-48 hour gap for human, to catch up to the requests).

Kudos!