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no, today is not April 1.
those images on the first page are a riot
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This is what happens when you force engineers to generate so many patents every quarter / year.
Patent illustrations are a hilarious genre in general. If you like the drawings here, you’ll love this tumblr which features some true classics:

http://contextfreepatentart.tumblr.com

My favorite is the one where the couch potato has to get up and shout “McDonalds!” before the Orwellian, camera-equipped Smart TV will continue playing the violent program he is watching.

It's all fun and games until someone gets a head-full of hot coffee.
Sensational click-baity title. You could have just said "IBM patents drone-delivery of coffee".
I wrote it like that because the absurdity amused me, not as a cheap attention grab.
Well, I thought the patent was for literally delivering coffee to one's mouth (think of disabled people that cannot hold the cup and bring it to mouth).
When I was contractor at IBM for a year I attended several sessions where the only task was to come up with ideas for patents. This looks exactly like the result of one of these sessions.
Someone collected the employee patent bonus for this! We can clearly see that incentive is working.
Trolling...but not in their usual manner.
I don't get this. Is this patent part of some prank? The authors are senior researchers at IBM.
I seem to remember reading that IBMers got bonuses per number of patents generated.
You could possibly see this in a super crowded environment. A nightclub, rock concert, or even a sporting event in the stands. A replacement for the cocktail waiter or beer vendor at a ball game.
Perfect example of big companies blocking innovation from small inventors by patenting every imaginable idea and combination of ideas :-(