Also, someday I think we need to launch an API (REST or Graph) to do some basic operations as API calls. So you don't even need a whole language, just lots of fetchs.
What about a babel plugin to transform all code into fetches to a proprietary REST API? By doing all of the work for them, we'd ensure reliability with common operations like + and /, which obviously means we eliminate the need for tests! This would allow devs to move and break things even faster, while we/I collect $10–$20 per 10,000 API calls.
Some of this is almost too easy to understand though, therefore it's pretty amateurish and we're not doing proper programming. What about something like:
Ignoring that the code doesn't handle any errors, there's really nothing wrong with nesting, as you can clearly see the code flow and understand what it does. The example (1) would look much better using Promise's as it's a chain of events. But imagine a horizontally scaled distributed system where each math operation run's on a load balanced cluster, you would need code to handle back-pressure, retry when errors occur, etc.
Here's how FizzBuzz might look like:
function fizzBuzzLogic(nr, multipleOfThree, multipleOfFive) {
var print = console.log;
if(multipleOfThree && multipleOfFive) print("nr=" + nr + " FizzBuzz");
else if(multipleOfThree) print("nr=" + nr + " Fizz");
else if(multipleOfFive) print("nr=" + nr + " Buzz");
else print("nr=" + nr);
}
function fizzbuzz(cb) {
var modulo = require("modulo");
var errors = [];
var maxErrors = 3;
var maxConcurrency = 5;
var inProgress = 0;
var fizzBuzzCounter = 1;
next();
function next() {
while(cb && inProgress < maxConcurrency && fizzBuzzCounter < 100) run(++fizzBuzzCounter);
}
function run(nr) {
console.log("run: nr=" + nr);
var multipleOfThree = undefined;
var multipleOfFive = undefined;
moduloTest(3);
moduloTest(5);
function moduloTest(multipleOf) {
inProgress++;
modulo(nr, multipleOf, moduloResult);
function moduloResult(err, moduloNr) {
inProgress--;
if(err) {
errors.push(err);
if(errors.length >= maxErrors) {
if(cb) cb(errors.join("\n"));
cb = null;
}
else if(cb) moduloTest(multipleOf);
}
else {
if(multipleOf==3) multipleOfThree = (moduloNr==0);
if(multipleOf==5) multipleOfFive = (moduloNr==0);
if(multipleOfThree != undefined && multipleOfFive != undefined) {
fizzBuzzLogic(nr, multipleOfThree, multipleOfFive);
next();
}
}
}
}
}
}
I haven't polished or run the code, it for example doesn't call the cb (which is a common error in callback based code), but you get the idea. As an exercise you could rewrite it using async *function or using Promises, but I believe the benefit of Promises wouldn't be as apparent.
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[ 5.2 ms ] story [ 96.3 ms ] threadIn fact, it might even be broken by future versions of the library.
See issue #7 [1] for a look at why this might not be a good idea.
Thanks anyway!
1. https://github.com/scf4/callbaxx/issues/7
> Proponents of this new language (known as "sixers")
1. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=14871580
“Appreciation of beauty is taste and the creation of beauty is art.”
ES6 is lacking in all forms of taste and art is never the product of design by committee.
Also, great work. I had a good laugh, and I can't wait for the inevitable day when someone actually uses this in production.
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[0] - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continuation-passing_style
Also, someday I think we need to launch an API (REST or Graph) to do some basic operations as API calls. So you don't even need a whole language, just lots of fetchs.
What about a babel plugin to transform all code into fetches to a proprietary REST API? By doing all of the work for them, we'd ensure reliability with common operations like + and /, which obviously means we eliminate the need for tests! This would allow devs to move and break things even faster, while we/I collect $10–$20 per 10,000 API calls.
E.g.,
Some of this is almost too easy to understand though, therefore it's pretty amateurish and we're not doing proper programming. What about something like: Even some seasoned developers aren't aware of this syntax, so it's perfect.E.g., I can tell the nested math example[1] is good code because of how deeply indented it becomes.
1. https://github.com/scf4/callbaxx/blob/master/examples/nested...
Here's how FizzBuzz might look like:
I haven't polished or run the code, it for example doesn't call the cb (which is a common error in callback based code), but you get the idea. As an exercise you could rewrite it using async *function or using Promises, but I believe the benefit of Promises wouldn't be as apparent.