Zombies Infest Sears (sears.com)

You missed the language feature : Zombian (http://www.sears.com/shc/s/dap_10153_12605_DAP_Zombian?adCel...)

I am a (committed christian / zombie) and I strongly object to you using (this dangerous evil / our proud heritage ) in your advertising campaign.

Won't someone please think of the ( children / brains )!