I mean, sure, they might be connected because neoliberal policies have caused organizations to underfund critical maintenance, and the under-staffed holidays is more likely to have problems.
I mean, sure, this could be a concerted effort by cyber-terrorists to take down critical infrastructure during the US holidays.
I mean, sure, it could be the nanoprobes from ʻOumuamua have seeded and are building up a negative probability field which is starting to cause technology failures across the world.
Probability field interactions would theoretically be mediated by a probability particle, so this field being negative is mediated by the equivalent probability anti-particles. I came to this realization a few minutes ago while snorting Oumuamua dust.
It's a spin-7 particle called the Fortuna particle. It is its own anti-particle, but it's metastable. You're likely thinking of the decay paths.
For historical reasons, the three decay particles are called "good", "bad", and "random" luck, occurring at 0, 2 pi/3, and 4 pi/3. The particle interferes with itself, causing the anti-good luck particle to appear as a superposition of the "bad" and "random" particles. (The Feynman diagram for this looks like a fractal three-leaf clover.)
Preferential generation of bad luck particles can be done via the Jack of Diamonds decay mechanism. It's the easiest one to induce as it can be done optimally with a diffraction grating with 40, 52, or 54 slits, about 0.3 mm apart.
There's a risky method to create good luck particles by a shooting 26 bad luck particles at the moon, but otherwise we don't know how to create the other particles.
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[ 1.1 ms ] story [ 21.3 ms ] threadI mean, sure, they might be connected because neoliberal policies have caused organizations to underfund critical maintenance, and the under-staffed holidays is more likely to have problems.
I mean, sure, this could be a concerted effort by cyber-terrorists to take down critical infrastructure during the US holidays.
I mean, sure, it could be the nanoprobes from ʻOumuamua have seeded and are building up a negative probability field which is starting to cause technology failures across the world.
.... Or it could be, you know, co-incidence.
For historical reasons, the three decay particles are called "good", "bad", and "random" luck, occurring at 0, 2 pi/3, and 4 pi/3. The particle interferes with itself, causing the anti-good luck particle to appear as a superposition of the "bad" and "random" particles. (The Feynman diagram for this looks like a fractal three-leaf clover.)
Preferential generation of bad luck particles can be done via the Jack of Diamonds decay mechanism. It's the easiest one to induce as it can be done optimally with a diffraction grating with 40, 52, or 54 slits, about 0.3 mm apart.
There's a risky method to create good luck particles by a shooting 26 bad luck particles at the moon, but otherwise we don't know how to create the other particles.