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They should make the submitted applications available as a shared Google Spreadsheet.
Amazing. Cue the stampede of aspie HN literalists.
"We help accelerate company accelerators, so they can help accelerate their companies faster."
<bad pun> So basically they're creating jerks </bad pun>
I prefer to think of it as an iterative accelerator feedback loop.

So that would be circle jerks then.

Yo dawg
This comment is a reference to this site:

http://yoyodawgdawg.com/about

Essentially, a send-up of the "Pimp My Ride" show, where Xzibiti is always like: "I heard you like something gratuitously big, so we minified it and stuck it in your vehicle"

Regardless, do watch the baby dancing.
Ask I2: I don't have a co-incubator. Can I still apply?

Ask I2: We've already launched our incubator. Should we still apply?

Ask I2: We're in a hurry. Can you accelerate our accelerator application?

Ask I2: We want to launch an incubator for start-ups that produce gas pedals for cars, an accelerator accelerator for accelerators. Can you help us?

Ask I2: Our motto is, "Build something people will apply for?" Will that work?

Ask I2: We want to promote virtual start-ups. Do you think we can encourage all of our founders to use airbnb for different office space every day? Should we require that they all get netbooks?

Ask I2: My co-incubator is a cat. If we make it that far, can you assure us that Toby Huang won't chase him during the interview.

Ask I2: We want all of our founders to become egg yolk profitable by demo day demo day. What type of incubator would be best for them?

Ask I2: I love incubator news, but I worry that it's becoming too much like reddit reddit.

Ask I2: I want to start In³ (AKA 'Incubed'), the first Incubator Incubator Incubator. Can a simple Incubator Incubator like I2 help me? Or should I be helping you? I'm confused.

Ask I2: I'm starting In^∞ (AKA "Inaninifity", AKA "Ouroborcubator"). We will incubate everything for infinite leverage and returns. I believe we will soon have created your universe, so you may already be part of our incubator offspring. I suppose this isn't really a question. Or is it?

Great list of people ... very impressive that Larry, Reid, and Mark aren't affiliated with them.
For a moment I thought this was a tool to help you apply to all the different incubators... the name (incubatorincubator) would be a good one if you actually wanted to create such a service.
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Got to love those stock photos.
I took a screenshot of contract guy!
Othman Laraki. Advisor

Othman Laraki is a well known microangel (investments of $100 or less) and advisor to a number of incubators (e.g. BecauseCombinator) and marquee startups such as AirTensil (the AirBnB for people who own utensils), KitchenMine (a startup which builds custom kitchens within Minecraft), and the Like a Boss SNL video.

I proposed a human incubator. All it needs is one fertilized embryo.
That's it, I'm buying gold. First the Cisco forecast, now this.
ProFounder = MicroAngel
I'm sort of annoyed this doesn't actually exist. I need an incubator in Orlando, FL. Anyone?