How to Design for the Modern Web (Satire) (medium.com)

Don't know if that fact that this is pretty close to reality makes it funny or sad.

The irony of posting this on Medium.

What’s funny (and ironic) is that Medium bombarded me with both app banner and sign up banner as soon as I opened this link. I had to scramble to close all the pop ups before I could even start reading. sigh

Medium? Ha ha.