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Who else remembers the first time they saw Blue Ball Machine?
I do! The blue ball machine started when someone on SA posted a template gif which other people used to make their own tile of the machine. You just had to make sure the balls entered and exited in the same spot. I made the one where the ball gets frozen in ice. Then all the tiles were combined into a single gif. I remember being disappointed when the version that went viral only included half of the tiles that people submitted.
Nothing makes this less sad. Not even Doom music.
Wanted: someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke.
Can you guarantee safety?
Maybe if you provide your own weapons...
Please for the love of everything, let's go. I'm in. This is not a joke.
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This thread contains references to a film called "Safety Not Guaranteed" [1]. ;)

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_Not_Guaranteed

Thanks.

I wonder whether the original comment about "doom music" is also a reference to the film? I had never heard of it.

I just assumed it was about ytmnd.
It's the other way around, the film is based on a classified ad, which many years earlier was a YTMND meme/fad. NEDM is also a classic YTMND meme. https://doom.fandom.com/wiki/NEDM

It has a complicated origin, but a lot of YTMND was organic and weird like that.

No, the film was an adaptation of a classified ad that was popularized by a YTMND page.
Oh really?! Wow, I had no idea.
The meme predates the film.

Nedm is another meme.

I officially am a boomer spotcorrecting ancient memes

Sorry, that meme started on YTMND in 2005 based on a post in a newspaper from the 90s. Saying the references in this thread are of the movie is like saying any mention online of "Gandalf" is a reference to the Lego Lord of the Rings game.
Are you saying that Lego Gandalf travelled back in time to retcon himself into popular fiction?
It's a shame this has happened. I wonder to what extent this has been archived, I've taken a quick glance at it on archive.org, and it seems the main page has been well archived but I'd be sceptical if any of the "deeper" pages so speak were archived.

It makes me wonder what will happen with similar online communities as time drags on, and makes me sort of concerned for them too and the content that could be lost due to their disappearance.

With the web going forward, it seems as if similar memetic communities will primarily exist on platforms such as reddit, and possibly tumblr?

I'm not sure to what extent YTMND itself would be archivable. The last I saw it it loaded frames with some Flash loader, which handled sync with the audio (as opposed to the very early YTMNDs which were just a gif/audio and text).

Places like tumblr and reddit are much more easily archivable as they're just text and image files, and now video files which with modern web standards can just be grabbed as is and put into archival systems with automatic transcoding as standards change.

I just hope whoever was running it at the end makes the archive publicly available.

Was it loading any Flash or it was a Flash app provided by the website that you could upload your content to?

I know of a certain adult website which hosts "webteases", which are basically interactive/choose your own adventure slideshows. The content was originally provided with Flash, but now they reworked it to use HTML5 and most of the content seems to work because it was using the website provided framework for the content.

IIRC, you would upload wav or mp3 to YTMND, and then it would play back in Flash. I think it worked like this for one or both of these reasons:

1. Syncing the audio and video. It is difficult to sync a gif with audio. They have to be started at the exact same time, be the exact same length, and never get out of sync due to lag/stutter. This wasn't important for early YTMNDs, but mattered later when people created what were disparagingly referred to as "___ short films".

2. Bandwidth. I think Max had said the Flash solution was more efficient than serving the raw audio and gif. Think of it as an early version of WebM.

I think the use of Flash could be controlled on a per-YTMND basis - the creator could disable the use of Flash. And/or maybe it was that Flash was only used for animated gifs?

https://twitter.com/textfiles/status/1128517332064772098 :

"YOU'RE THE ARCHIVE NOW, DOG: Archive Team took a full copy of You're The Man Now Dog (YTMND) last year - should be playable in Wayback Machine now or soonish."

Preserving a great part of the early Internet, back when the Internet was weird and great.
It’s still weird and great, just not public and you’re not cool enough to get invited.

Greatest open secret of the last 5 internet years: Real social media happens in private chatrooms and group “texts”. People are tired of posting publicly.

yup - there are a million weird telegram, discord and IRC groups out there if you look for them.
Which is kind of a shame because it means most of that will be lost to the sands of time.
I'm cool enough to be invited or at least grandfathered-in to some of them but it's not the same. You can't just go online and find a different weird community every evening like you used to 15 years ago.

Also, with the tightening of privacy, there's less and less recruitment going on which makes me pessimistic as to the long-term viability of these private groups and forums. They seem to be slowing down with fewer posts every month. Many smaller ones which made the transition from IRC to webforum to some modern software are a pale shade of their former selves even when the Internet around them has been booming.

A core part of the early weird internet was the fact that you could stumble into it entirely accidentally. Private communities can be great, but they're a very different thing.
I always saved the wav/mp3 and gif files of the ones I liked the most. I do this for all sites I like because inevitably, they vanish and rarely render correctly on archive.org.

My favorite was "amorningfilledwith400billionsuns" - or also known as "A Still More Glorious Dawn Awaits sagan" with the auto-tuned version of Carl Sagan singing about our possible future.

Hard to pick a single favorite actually. There were so many great ones.

The actual song is still available - it's by an artist called melodysheep.
You can view most pages by going to:

https://web.archive.org/web/2019/http://SUBSITENAME.ytmnd.co...

This works for me even on iPad, so no Flash is needed. Also, you can search by tweaking the end of this URL:

https://web.archive.org/web/2019/http://ytmnd.com/keywords/S...

It will only work for search result pages Archive.org saved, and only for the first page of results, but they archived a LOT of them, so most relatively common search terms should work.

The archived YTMND also has a comprehensive list of "fads", which is great for context and examples:

https://web.archive.org/web/20170120213744/http://wiki.ytmnd...

Also, the most-viewed YTMNDs of all time:

https://web.archive.org/web/20190512045939/http://ytmnd.com/...

Lastly, this MetaFilter post I did rounded up some of my favorites:

https://www.metafilter.com/180917/You-Were-the-Man-Then-Dog

I only checked out again ytmnd a couple of days ago and left after I saw that all pages required flash. (Was that always the case? I thought it only required basic HTML)
That was a feature they added later on when people started making pages that required the audio to be in sync with the gif. Flash would wait until both were fully loaded to start playing them.
Myself as well. Something reminded me of the Jean Luc Picard song and it popped up in my search results which sent me checking out a few old ones.
cap tain jean luc picard u s s en ter prise
Sad. Back in 2000-2002 I was in grad school and I have fond memories of setting the home page on the shared imacs to YTMND with the volume turned all the way up and hearing it go off when someone would open up the browser.
The internet before peer-to-peer MP3 file sharing was ruined by child pornography and spyware, because piracy.
This is crazy - was just browsing through the site a bit last week. I just finished a project[1] partially inspired by YMNTD and spent some time... getting inspired. A lot of the pages didn’t seem to have working audio - perhaps modern browsers don’t allow what YMNTD required. (It seems that gifsound.com has also had to adapt over time - you have to click a few times to get it to play, to work around autoplay restrictions.) I didn’t check, but I imagine the site didn’t work at all on iOS.

[1] https://www.kickscondor.com/slaptrash/

PTKFGS too?
It's really easy to perform a conversion of what you describe, for the sake of publishing an archive.

Extracting audio from flash objects is trivial, and coverting HTML frames to a single page format is a basic markup task, using divs.

This stuff is so easy, you could not only automate it, but build an abstraction layer to convert it on demand or even client-side, with a JS library.

Anyway, as the GP implies, the archive was likely performed collaboratively, with the consent and direct assistance of YTMND. Why else would they have closed user registration, but left the site available for a full year.

The writing was on the wall.

You'll Always Be The Man Forever Dog
Is no one going to talk about the implicit racism of the site and its community?
Wow, strong nostalgia. I haven't thought about that site since about 2006. What a strange and beautiful thing it was. I still never felt like I really understood it.
Good riddance. Nothing but poop on that site.
YTMND was the birthplace[1] of Initial D memes, which, to me at least, never get old.

[1]:Lol, Internet

Well, there goes my tiny bit of internet fame. (hint: 22/7)
YTMND was the first time the notion of memes (in the dawkins sense of the word) made literal sense to me. There were a somewhat limited number of themes/motifs -> memes that you'd see combined and recombined. Some were more pervasive than others. Most of them spread with little to no relation to their original meaning/purpose/context. It was interesting to watch the meta level of the thing
Goodnight, sweet prince.

YTMND was a bit before my time, but I can appreciate it's place in early "meme culture". At least Something Awful is still around.

Don't see why you would need a whole site to do what you can run off an instagram account
Hint: Instagram didn't exist in 2001
and it wouldn't have if it weren't for these types of sites!
Instagram wasn't launched until 9 years after YTMND
We are all prisoners of time