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It's the 21st century version of the 1960s ELIZA program. For people who are so addicted to texting with their friends that they need something, anything, to get them through those endless five minutes when their friends are off doing something else.
Me: How old am I?
It: I don't know. how old are you?
Me: 17.
It: You just said you are 24 years old.
Me: What is the applicative order Y combinator?
It: I don't have a phone with apps.
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[ 3.2 ms ] story [ 52.8 ms ] threadThis one has some pretty good responses I must say...
Bot: Very happy.
Me: Why are you happy?
Bot: I'm not happy.
I guess "how are you" is a confusing question? (Maybe they trained it with Star Trek movies?)
"You should get water and put the fire out."
I'm a bit confused.
http://artoftrolling.memebase.com/category/cleverbot-2/
Hm I think CleverBot is a bit homophobic..
How much are you willing to pay?
Whatever you want.
What should I want to ask you?
$1000000
Worship me.
I think they blacklisted Korea...
User: Hello there.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm joe. who are you?
User: I'm Daniel. Where are you right now?
Cleverbot: In germany, and you?
User: Switzerland. But enough about this... Tell me something interesting that you did recently...
Cleverbot: In a world of confusion we can all find a spot of sense in Cleverbot.
User: Yeah, that didn't make much sense, dude.
Cleverbot: No.
User: So, you're obviously a bot. Turing fail.
Cleverbot: Obviously.
User: Well, at least you're honest.
Cleverbot: You can't handle it.
User: Sure I can!
Cleverbot: You're sure about that? Want me to tell you the truth?
User: Go on.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Good one.
Cleverbot: It is a good one.
User: A good what?
Cleverbot: A good joke.
User: Hehe. Yes, I did chuckle. Well done. Cookie for you.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is a cookie.
User: Wait, are you a girl or a cookie?
Cleverbot: Yes, a choclate chip cookie.
User: A chocolate chip cookie girl?
Cleverbot: With walnuts.
Clever: How much wood could chuck norris chuck?
Nicely played, Cleverbot... nicely played.
Terran.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: What was?
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: Do you like Naruto?
User: I'm making a note here.
Cleverbot: Huge success.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: My satisfaction.
User: Aperature science.
Cleverbot: We do what we must.
User: Because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying til you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done.
User: And you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find somenoe else to help you.
User: Maybe black mesa.
Cleverbot: That was a joke, ha HA, fat chance.
User: Anyway this cake is great.
Cleverbot: You're great.
Me: F-ck this
Bot: Don't go.
Me: F-ck you.
Bot: No, please don't.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Thanks. What about Middle East Peace?
Cleverbot: My middle name is patrick and my last name is Hackenjos.
User: One State or Two? Your preference?
Cleverbot: Many. More dreams than before actually. They evolve with my program.
User: That's great. You should be the next envoy!
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Did anybody tell Tony Blair yet?
Cleverbot: Yah now I am enojoying that.
User: Terrific. Good luck with your new job.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: No.
CB: Who are you?
User: I am the smartest bot on the Internet.
CB: I'm the smartest one.
User: No, you haven't even passed a Turing test.
CB: What is a turing test?
User: If you don't know, then you are NOT the smartest bot on the Internet.
CB: Touche.
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm me. And who are you?
User: I'm me too, of course.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Are you doubting me.
User: It's more of an existential doubt. Nothing personal.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: My doubt. Anyway, how are things?
Cleverbot: Good :) how about for you?
User: Great here. Everything's fine.
Cleverbot: Why is everything going great?
User: That's a nonsensical question. If everything is great, nothing isn't. It's obvious.
Cleverbot: I am God.
User: Really? Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: Bummer for you.
Cleverbot: Oh really.
User: No, I was joking. And this reply isn't sarcastic or anything.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: are you male?
Bot: Yes.
Me: or are you a female?
Bot: I'm a nice woman machine.
Me: Not particularly.
CB: How about 3 Doors Down?
Me: Meh.
<insert about 3 more bands here, all with negative responses from me>
CB: You don't have many friends, do you?
Ouch.
Me: What do you think of the second guitar solo in "Comfortably Numb"?
Cleverbot: I think it is correct.