Another good one is that Ozzie was DNA-tested for resistance to common non-pharmaceutical drugs. He's virtually immune to everything except ... caffeine.
He initially declined to be tested, but then asked himself, "Why am I still alive?" :)
"Live fast and die young" need not be "glamorous, freewheeling lifestyle". It may be a hard constant grind with exposure to hazards and appeal to self-destructive personalities.
Logging, deep-sea fishing, and coal-mining might be somewhat similarly described.
The best yarn I've heard about the drug/alcohol deaths of musicians of the 60s is that the FBI decided that to halt the popularization of countercultural ideas the most dangerous would have to be killed. So the FBI put together a team of undercover assassin groupies codenamed PROPUKES that would get the targets alone, spike their drinks so they would pass out, then pull open their mouths and vomit into them.
Marty: What happened to Stumpy Joe?
Derek: Well, uh, it's not a very pleasant story...but, uh, he died...uh...he choked on...the ac- the official explanation was he choked on vomit.
David: He passed away.
Nigel: It was actually, was actually someone else's vomit. It's not....
David: It's ugly.
Nigel: You know. There's no real....
Derek: You know they can't prove whose vomit it was...they don't have the facilities at Scotland Yard....
David: You can't print, there's no way to print a spectra-photograph...
Nigel: You can't really dust for vomit.
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He initially declined to be tested, but then asked himself, "Why am I still alive?" :)
https://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/genetic-mutations-ozz...
(There might be a genetic reason, but I think the credit should go to his strong-willed wife/manager for keeping his life together.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Porcaro#Death
> Although the common perception is of a glamorous, freewheeling lifestyle for this occupational group, the figures tell a very different story.
Huh? "Live fast and die young" seems to be the common perception of a rock/hip hop/country star, and the data seems to exactly bear this out.
Logging, deep-sea fishing, and coal-mining might be somewhat similarly described.
"These additional accidents are most likely related to higher rates of alcohol abuse [...]"
Not exactly groundbreaking research.
(Spinal Tap)