A “bad pattern” is not an “Anti-pattern”

It's still a pattern -- just a bad one.

Why can't people use language correctly? Why do we have 500 words for everything?

side-car = module affinity (use logical compound words)

hook = plugin (why did hook take off? When we had a good word for it already?)

"Elastic" IP = static IP (lol)

method, routine, procedure = function