Patterns for Writing Simple Code (medium.com)

I clicked into the link, thought that I would read Return Early[0] or something similar. The patterns listed there is neither new nor interesting, and isn't Enricher just another name for Decorator?

[0] https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/q/18454/222357

The irony! A post on writing simple code having as its first suggestion the use of abstract factories. Am I on /r/nottheonion?