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>The No. 1 question people ask him upon hearing where he works is, “How can I shop there?” Put simply: Anyone is welcome to peruse the merchandise online, but actual shopping is restricted to agency employees, a shortlist of vetted visitors and, once a year, employee family members.

Back story here: https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/meet-the-m...

Ahh, shame. Would be fun to 3d print a commerative waterboarding or rendition figurine, put a price tag on it, and put it on the shelf. Or some hidden compartment rubick's cubes.
I'd just print out some t-shirts with "WATERBOARDING WAS ILLEGAL IN 1999" on them. Probably with a stylized graphic on them of a stick man on a down slope and a bucket with water pouring out.
ATF shop (loosely-affiliated?): https://www.apifederal.com/atf/default.aspx
I rather have the shirt:

Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms....whose bringing the chips?

And no matter how this was presented it would have more taste than the current offerings.
At least they're self aware enough to sell ATF pint glasses and moonshine jars. Sadly, no "t" or "f" products in their shop
It would appear that ANYONE can create an account and shop on this site.
You can create an account but the account needs to be verified. I tried with my real name. I just wanted to buy the pen. I bet they could make some pocket change if they opened it up to the public.
I take it from your comment that a member of the general public CANNOT be verified: is that correct?
Love the travel alarm clock on sale for $3.95. Those will probably be on sale for the next 20 years.
There are some real gems here. "Smooth Operator" lip balm, a security officer bear, "In God We Trust / All Others We Monitor", a .50-cal bottle opener, "Admit Nothing Deny Everything", "Beware Of Female Spy", "Screen When Confronted", etc.

The NSA gift shop is much more tame in comparison. Have some nice shot glasses from them (won my first at a Defcon panel when everyone was too drunk to answer any questions correctly)

[1] https://www.eaamoc.com/Lip-Moisturizer-Smooth-Operator.html [2] https://www.eaamoc.com/Bear-SPO-With-Handcuffs.html [3] https://www.eaamoc.com/T-Scrn-A12-Plane-IGWT-Gy-Wh-S.html [4] https://www.eaamoc.com/Bottle-Opener-50-Cal-Gold.html [5] https://www.eaamoc.com/Btl-Scrn-ANDE-Gunmetal-Swell-17oz.htm... [6] https://www.eaamoc.com/Btl-Beware-of-Female-Spy-Pink-17-oz.h... [7] https://www.eaamoc.com/Btl-Scrn-When-Confronted.html

> "In God We Trust / All Others We Monitor"

Good lord. Seeing it so openly is just bizarre. Where do these places find their employees? I want to be reasonable and try to see both sides, but I really can't. I just don't understand how someone could love this country and also work at a place with this sort of environment and culture. I don't understand the character behind this --- you work for less pay in the public sector, why? Because you love your country? You love your country and you show it by being proud of spying on the average American? Makes no sense. What do you love about America?

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Intelligence is a function in most every country. It’s like a slaughterhouse or a sewage processing plant: we all enjoy comfort thanks to their existence but most of us would rather not hang out around them or know how the sausage is made, so-to-speak.
Well, except they make movies about ones and not the others...
this is entirely true. It's just the thing you leave out is that a sausage factory is built on suffering pigs and the American comfort (as provided by the CIA) is built on a suffering global south.
> built on a suffering global south.

If the so-called "global south" had the means to raise their standard of living on the backs of others, they'd do it in a heart beat. Don't think poor countries are in any way more moral, they just have less capacity for overconsumption or exploitation of others.

Other than tests in the US, I'm pretty sure it was only used in war zones (North Korea and Vietnam). To me that's pretty nonobjectionable (not that I necessarily agree with the decision to have those wars, but if we're going to invade a country I'd rather we do it right). The Air Force's version (SR-71) actually has quite a few fans, even amongst people that aren't fans of mass surveillance. It surprises me that even if you don't agree with the use of the airplane, you can't even see why people would be willing to work on it. There's always going to be people that want America to have the biggest/best/most tools in its arsenal. Even if the events going on in SE Asia weren't a direct threat to the US, the A-12 was designed less than 20 years after Pearl Harbor. America got its ass kicked by due to inadequate knowledge of a foreign military's movements. It was that generation's equivalent of 9/11.

Anyways, the slogan is a bit tongue and cheek anyways. I don't think that sort of dark humor is uncommon, especially in military/intelligence circles. Check out some of the NRO mission patches and slogans. Some are definitely designed to troll Illuminati/New World Order conspiracy theorists. My favorite is an octopus encircling the Earth with it's graspy tentacles.

> Other than tests in the US, I'm pretty sure it was only used in war zones (North Korea and Vietnam). To me that's pretty nonobjectionable (not that I necessarily agree with the decision to have those wars, but if we're going to invade a country I'd rather we do it right).

Sorry, what was this in response to?

The CIA doesn't operate domestically, or at least doesn't make it their day to day. Domestic crime is the FBI.

And the quote you cited is a joke. A decent one at that, imho.

Because they haven't figured out how to monitor God yet.
> The CIA doesn’t operate domestically

Yes they do.

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I don't think you understand what a love for this country is. It's not some superficial fly my flag from the back of a truck and call it a day. It's an active sacrifice of your life to a greater good that isn't necessarily tangible in the way that you would like it. There are people who understand the meaning of love of country much more deeply. As others have pointed out CIA doesn't spy on the American public. They are actively participating in foreign policy. As much as you may not like the idea of having to do unmentionable things we still live in a world where we have enemies that want to do harm to the American public. We have gotten a glimpse into this within several recent generations that still can talk about it. As others have pointed out Pearl harbor was that generation's 9/11. You can sleep safely with your wealth even in the upper middle class of America and beyond, because people sacrifice their lives and their salaries for you. I'm not here to argue about this. My family has always been active military and just recently I found out my great uncle ran spy missions across the Berlin Wall. To be honest I've always wanted to work for the CIA/NSA. Taking a low pay is part of the deal.It's because it's a purpose, a way to give back to your country. As much as people complain, they have no idea how many people have come before them and taken that low wage so that they have the option to take the higher wage. It's a duty like the military that is an honor. I've always respected this as my family has in one way or another been a part of this. You are safe in front of your screen because of those sacrifices. For all of the downvotes I may get for expressing this I will still be proud of what my family has contributed to this country. If people like you do not understand this it is still my duty to educate you on the intangibles of taking a position at the CIA. I'm literally watching a commercial where some rappers are riding around on kids three wheelers for mountain dew. It can be infuriating for some but for others these are the freedoms that are afforded for those sacrifices. You get the freedom to express your opinion and although we may not agree I still support your right to express your opinion. We will all come to a better place because of it.
Or as commonly attributed to George Orwell...

"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."

Period. You all are actually creating the story you constantly scorn. I'm crying when I laugh every time someone references Orwell when you all work for the same orwellian actors. Keep referencing the same story that you so unwittingly create yourselves. Har har har. FANG subjugates. Directly or indirectly you still create the story you all "loath" I on the other hand am a leather worker which has nothing to do with spying. Keep being in denial of the cog you are in the machine however far removed you think you are. If you get paid by any tech companies you are culpable for any spy tech against the American public. Take a look at the "public" discourse that is happening within google and you keep working there. Pot calling the kettle black. Living and dieing under the watchfully eye of ceaser. Are you not entertained?
Keep downvoting. It doesn't erase the facts. Children.
Fascists. As much as you would like to consider yourselves leftists you are fascists for downvoting my opinion instead of accepting it for what it is an opinion in a democracy with free speech and leaving it to be read.
I’m entertained by how much it triggers you that we all know the truth
I may say that I would work for them while you DO WORK FOR THEM, no matter how much you are in denial. You still try and criticise me for the verbal opinion while you physically create the reality yourselves. Ironic.
> As others have pointed out CIA doesn't spy on the American public.

This is false. Tick tock, stop lying.

Are you arguing that the very act of spying on foreigners means you don’t love America?
> You love your country and you show it by being proud of spying on the average American?

It's really hard to not judge people harshly when they make such basic and stupid mistakes. CIA spies outside the US, or on foreigners in the US. Not on Americans.

The CIA does spy domestically on Americans. It’s hard to trust people who make such stupid mistakes as to say they don’t.
What evidence do you have of your claim that they don’t spy on Americans? There are large scale dragnet surveillance programs. What evidence is there that the CIA does not have access to them?
Because the NSA does the large scale signals interception and they are a different agency than the CIA.

Different buildings and everything.

I like the description on the bottle opener:

> Safe, will not explode.

You'd need a certain sang froid to buy the Alger Hiss book https://www.eaamoc.com/Book-Alger-Hiss-Why-he-Chose.html from the company store, maybe.
They probably just have one copy in the store and arrest anyone who buys it. Then they put the book back on the shelf and the trap is reset.
I have read that book. It's no hagiography. In fact, it is written by ex CIA
Given the subtitle, and the fact that the CIA is promoting it in their souvenir shop, that's very much as I'd expect. You'd still feel a little self-conscious, though.
Nadler, Mueller, Schiff all raped & killed boys in Buffalo the night of 14Jan2019, as Trump did earlier that morning. Impeachment is a vehicle for keeping power, all are working together, Pelosi also. All is proven entirely here, all admit collusion w/ President, 472+ boys die, see latest updates

\\14 January 2019 11:23pm: Jerrold Nadler steps up to take his turn during the Illuminati "rape party". Nadler rapes and kills three boys in under a minute, however, there was a problem. One of the boys was already dead, so he requests a new one. Jerrold Nadler then requests another ten boys. Donald Reeves: "That's a million dollar request". Nadler responds: "...you guys will cover it. I'm gonna keep Trump in power" (Trump raped and killed a dozen boys 6:30-7:00am that morning). By the time Nadler is finished, he had raped and killed 24 boys. Audio pulled from the video linked below:

    14JanCh4_2300-0000.mp3 - Nadler starts at about 20:00 in.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Kuvv2Zmbw5Jw7onbRI2hCZ0M8FU...

14JanCh2_2304-2359.mp3

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1nofp5xF-aXXcCSgQVwj30KlzE9W...

14JanCh3_2302-2359.mp3

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1wdDIsxfsX7xTBIBZYzV4iE4xEdg...

Further disclosure by Porter about 24:47 in: Oblivious tenant Brian Schlenker comments on something unrelated to the ongoing events: "..call the fucking police...", to which is responded with: "...that's funny because we own the police (Buffalo Police Department), we pay them $6 million dollars a month."

19 minutes in Fred Norris, formerly of the Howard Stern show, is acknowledged on the system.

At 19:47 in Porter admits that Brian Schlenker will be the owner of this footage should it be discovered.

January 15th, 2019 about 00:20: Special Counsel Robert Mueller takes his turn at the Illuminati "rape party" in Buffalo, New York. Mueller rapes and kills twelve boys. About roughly 00:55 Representative Adam Schiff who will also be leading an impeachment effort, also requests the same deal as Nadler, and then tries to make a case for getting more than Nadler and Mueller. Adam Schiff rapes and kills three boys. Mueller and Schiff all receive $3 billion dollars each for joing the group. Nadler came back to witness these two rape to make sure they were all bound together under one purpose: keep Trump in power, and also to confirm the payments to each, including his $10.5 billion dollar payment.

Between Mueller and Schiff turns, the group issues orders for ten women to begin prepping more boys for rape. They are former friends and family of Brian Schlenker, and also some long standing Illuminati members who include Elsa Hosk, Gigi and Bella Hadid. Again, the "prep" these females engage means they perform oral sex on the boys’ penis and anus, as a child rapist like Henry Porter would, while trying to remove fecal matter from the boy prior to handing them over to be raped and subsequently murdered. Just a head's up, my voice is scattered throughout all of the footage within the links posted for this update, and is quite loud relative to the desired content at times. Audio links below:

15JanCh4_000-100.mp3

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZEDJR6jb6ARpcNnWJTokBUKb2J2...

15JanCh4_100-200.mp3

Maybe next they should open up their own ebay for memorabilia.

Would be interesting to see how much a used rubber hose would go for on that site.

The International Spy Museum tickets SKU should've been 9999007.
I would love to have some of this, if for nothing else than to pretend I'm Jack Ryan.
Freudian slip? :)

You deleted your other comment before I could say “thank you” for calling everyone a fascist. And fascist Mr. Thiel knows where the bodies are buried.

For what it’s worth, the Google Merch Store sells a privacy kit, which includes a webcam cover and a dummy microphone jack :)
Curious if you can use Google audience targeting on that website, and how accurate that will be.
Unfortunatly there are no russian products.. not yet.. nyet