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that's not even close to Paris
Actually that's within a stone's throw of the Belgian border.
It's 150 miles from Paris, and it's not a crop circle.

It doesn't even look much like an Android.

It's not Android. It's an iPhone. And yes, if you are thinking that it's an Android you are having less sex than if you think it's an iPhone.