Ask HN: I'm a small business and Google locked me out
I'm the owner of small construction business and I need to get access to an old gmail for recovery purposes that Google has suspended for nonpayment.
I can't get a hold of anyone at the same time that my email is more important than ever. Google suggests to "contact their support, may take 7 days" even after I successfully entered the phone 2FA and a recovery email code.
Every day I'm locked out things get worse.
Does anyone have any tips for contacting Google, maybe talking to a human being?
Thank you HN
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[ 3.1 ms ] story [ 137 ms ] threadThis is one of the things at minimum that fends off takeover accounts from people demanding immediate access and faking urgency, while also notifying all associated accounts that someone is trying to recover access and giving them time to respond.
It seems that the only way for a small business to get in contact with someone at Google is to raise hell on social media (or HN) and to wait for someone to take mercy on you.
I mean, even a paid option.
As a business, I would gladly pay $99 for a phone call if I have a high-pri issue.
I remember using that when Microsoft had something like that years ago.
If they did that, high-priority support can be a profit center (or at least break even) if they're really that worried about costs.
I'm intrigued by the implication that HN is not social media.
I credit the excellent, thoughtful moderators at HN for that.
Contrast Netflix, where you consume fixed content, or Amazon, where you buy things.
This is more like your local news site. Articles are presented with comments below. Comments can be from real people but anyone can use a fake name. And who gave the comment rarely matters.
In a perfect world, it wouldn’t be — but if you are a very large company (or have millions or tens of millions of users), it’s often not possible to have live support staff who have the knowledge to handle every issue. It’s not just about paying for it either — if you have tens of millions of customers, support doesn’t scale that way, irrespective of cost (if you pay more you can generally get people more committed to gaining the knowledge to offer good support, but you still have a relative fixed number of “good enough” candidates). And that doesn’t even account for the fact that a vast majority of questions/calls are for issues that can either be automated or handled by less-skilled/lower-paid support.
In the face of those realities, using external platforms to act as a signal boost/triage for the most critical issues isn’t necessarily the worst thing.
Nine or ten years ago, I visited Delta’s headquarters to see how they were using Twitter to inform and re-define their customer service experiences. Airlines were some of the first industries to scour social media for issues to handle in real time and to go from being reactive (you have an issue and use Twitter to complain), to proactive (you’re invited to reach out over Twitter DMs or Facebook Messenger or WhatsApp) and I think they’ve actually done a good job. (I’d be curious to see what it has been like for airlines the last month as there have been unprecedented cancellations and support volumes are flooded across contact points). I have to give Delta immense credit, even a decade ago, they were doing phenomenal work in the space. I’m a Diamond Medallion, which means I theoretically get highest-priority phone support — and the agents on the phone are fantastic for helping me with complicated itineraries or rebookings), but for many things (like applying a regional upgrade certificate), I just DM the Twitter account because it is faster and it is a way the agent can work with multiple customers at once.
It would be great if all small businesses had a direct line to their vendors, but in the absence of that (which isn’t realistic), at least there is a way to boost the signal and get attention.
Say you are the victim of a crime. You can't really do anything about it except appeal to the authorities. They will generally take pity on you and try to enforce the law, but often enough they don't and they have discretion not to. You have no other recourse for justice if they take the route of not enforcing the law other than appealing to the public or to a higher authority. Many victims of crimes have had the existing system fail them in this fashion.
But the account in question is closed for non-payment.
Compare this with Amazon that publicly claims placing customer service above all else. At least if you work in CS there, you have the feeling that you are always a fundamental part of the company.
I disagree specifically with the "no way to talk to" part.
The woman never responded, but, our issues were fixed the next day.
I needed support from Google Cloud, and the only way I was able to get meaningful support was to bother the Sales guy who started to bother me once he saw the news that we had our Round C go through.
When google punts their partner program at you, they openly say that they suck at support, use partners and get support better/faster. At least they're honest about it...
And the support I received was fast ( just a timer or something of 40 seconds) till I got "in".
I personally have no complaints, but I'm not using it as a free service also.
Also, these comments appear mechanically and interchangeably every time the topic comes up, which means they're not the greatest for intellectual curiosity (https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html).
https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html
So happy they provide this service!
And it doesn't seem like they're trying to pay their bill, but just get that one email out of the account...
Maybe google isn't in the wrong here.
Unless you get rescued here by a personal favor of a Googler, I would imagine that account is good as dead.
As a dutiful user I obliged, and downloaded the authenticator app. I think it gave me 10 one time recovery codes, but of course I didn’t back them up externally :)
I was having some performance issues with my Samsung phone at the time, and a couple days later, did a factory reset. Then when it came back on and I tried to log into my google account, my stomach sank to the floor when I realized I could not get in without the authenticator app.
That was that. Everything gone. What an idiot :) Couldn’t even get on through a computer without the stupid codes I could no longer generate. Answered all the questions, identified specific emails, personal info etc. Google was not impressed.
Yes, this is problematic in itself. Hardware-based 2FA is not an unqualified win; I definitely would not want to use it without some very robust contingency plans of what to do if my authentication device gets bricked or otherwise malfunctions.
Seems like most 2FA these days is based on the service sending you the code by text or email. Sounds like a much better approach.
Asking users to print backup codes shouldn't count, it needs to be a second device. It is a bad fallback method especially because you can't force users to do it, but you still have to deal with the fallout later. While we are at it, if you're printing codes, you might as well print your passwords too.
This is why hardware tokes are a world better than software based...multiple hardware keys are required, you can't choose to not back it up, although what you do with that second key is critical too but its easier to track than a slip of paper.
Google will lock you out of your account even without 2FA if it cannot recognize you. It happened to me on a Google Apps account that does not have 2FA.[1] Customer service should be present to handle edge cases.
[1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21168834
This is the downside (or hidden cost) of 2FA that most security experts purposefully ignore, because they work for companies like Google and only care about account security rather than user security.
The happy login path and crypto work took a couple of days, and the mobile app work was similarly easy. Probably 80% of the effort was working through account recovery and other support-related issues.
I have an iPhone now. I should probably go ahead and cut ties with the throwaway gmails, not serving much purpose now.
I do find it hard to stop using Google maps and Waze. But I use maps without logging in, not sure it makes a difference though.
I deleted my Yahoo (email) account, but they didn't delete the Yahoo Groups account tied to that account.
I couldn't access Yahoo Groups, but I was still receiving Yahoo Groups messages on all groups I'd set it to forward posts to my email or notify me of things. No way to unsubscribe or change settings.
> On February 1, 2020, Yahoo! removed online access to discussions and all other features except simple membership management, essentially turning all groups into mailing lists.
[1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Groups
I can't tell you how grateful I am. I'm actually a little emotional, thinking of all the people who upvoted this post until it got in front of the people it needed to (and thanks so much Aayush!).
God bless everyone on this site. You saved me.