Ask HN: Unemployed. What on earth should I do with my life?
Skills/talents:
I'm much more interested in "how do I get $THING working enough to accomplish important tasks?" than "how do I optimize $THING performance?" My last job was in a CS research lab; I did no computer science but plenty of automation and process-improvement. I've written & implemented a text adventure. Emacs diehard. BA Linguistics (5 years analyzing patterns in syntax, semantics.)
Outside computering, I'm a keen writer: between my journal and my website, I produce >100,000 words a year. I consistently make others laugh: in conversation, on stage, and through writing. I've been a Chinese translator and have decent spoken Mandarin.
I've already:
Applied to hundreds of jobs (interviewed for perhaps ten). Translator positions ask for native Mandarin and good English, not the other way around. Engineer roles select for those who can whip out perfect algo/DS on command (I understand the need for expertise, but my IRL experience is that not having the perfect construct memorized is never the bottleneck to success.) I've had "data analyst" interviews, but no offers, and no clinical research analyst callbacks despite having done that job.
Sent loads of cold emails. Volunteered with techy/Chinesey nonprofits/meetups/interest groups. This has brought friends, satisfaction, and board membership, but not career advancement -- and COVID-19 has frozen all events.
I'm now: Applying to automation-engineer jobs (thanks, HN "Who's Hiring.") Building server development skills: learning Flask, EC2. Looking at videogame writer jobs. Seeking out startups/small firms that might react positively to who I am/what I do. Considering grad school.
My resume and I are at confused.computerman@gmail.com. Thank you for reading. Have a pleasant day. CC
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[ 2.7 ms ] story [ 96.7 ms ] threadRefer to this post [1][2][3] featured in Hacker News a few days ago.
[1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22652241
[2] https://developers.google.com/tech-writing
[3] https://careers.google.com/jobs/results/?category=DATA_CENTE...
The easiest way is to apply to huge companies like Amazon, Apple, Google, or Microsoft. These companies may have ridiculous expectations from software engineers, but the tech writing screening process is much easier.
Relocate your abilities where they can be best utilized and compensated where things are designed, engineered and/or manufactured.
But well, when the world returns to the way it was, going to China is a great idea.
That said, I'll at least look into the possibility, and ask my lawyer friends to give me an honest perspective on what law school is like. Thanks again.
I would not say I am desperate. But, as my moniker suggests, I am confused -- mainly about how to find opportunities to which I am suited (even if they're not my personal ideal.) Sometimes I wish I had left Mandarin aside as a curiosity, and gone all-in on computers. Other times I wish the opposite. Ah, well.
IMHO: People go through various things in their lives and troubles are often just temporary and if someone's going through hard time it doesn't have to indicate there's anything wrong with them.
Your ace in the hole is the Mandarin of course, depending how good you actually are with it.
Your comment here (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22412316) suggests that you also are going through tech interviews. If you ever need a sounding board, try me at confused.computerman@gmail.com.
I'd accept a lot of situations if there were just a filter for employers that respect the 40 hour workweek. That alone is a major benefit, but no one wants to give it. These employers all deserve unions at this point.
I haven't given up hope that my unusual combination of skills will get me somewhere interesting. I just wish the job market wasn't so painfully inefficient.
Be well.
Well, you have a captive audience and probably some unique perspective to share, so launch your YouTube channel.
I was just looking for a job for a few months. I would recommend first planning:
-when do i run out of money and need to take any job i can get
-how long am i willing to continue to train my skills/apply to jobs before i want to give up and take any job? (make sure to take advantage of having the ability to keep learning/improving your skills while you are not working)
-what is the minimum amount of money you need to take a job? any other deal breakers? sounds like emacs might be one for you. I would apply to every emacs job in your country/region (at least 25 resume submissions a week)
I dont know how to answer "what is the right job for you". If you want to be an automation-engineer (i dont really know what that is exactly), i would recommend talking to some automation-engineers for their thoughts on your experience/what you need to do to make yourself more hire-able/cold-emailing people on linkedin works sometimes and could lead to referrals.
-reverse recruiting: messaging people on linkedin asking to talk about getting referred
General advice
If we assume 1/100 resumes get seen by a human in a company recruiting department, and youve gotten 10 interviews/a few hundred resume submissions. you have an unusually high resume response rate. Keep applying! Try not get frustrated
-spend 30 min/hr a day practicing leetcode/reading cracking the coding interview to improve algo skills as a lot of companies ask these things
-keep building projects and stuffing it in your github and try make commits to open source projects (documentation fixes is better than no commits)
To your suggestion: nearly all my coworkers from all my former jobs are academics, with permanent positions at their home institutions. That hasn't stopped me from reaching out, of course, but by this point I've worked my network as much as I know how to do, and while it's gotten me a bit of interest, it hasn't gotten me anywhere substantial.
I do appreciate your mentioning this angle. I'll have another look through my alumni directory, LinkedIn, etc. and see if I've missed anyone.
Automation engineer > software engineer > job
Also suggest joining local and tech focused slacks, as it seems a lot of jobs come across those nowadays.
With COVID-19, they've closed their borders, but I definitely do see it opening once the whole thing is over (ie. hopefully not longer than half a year). Good luck!
It’s too risky to meet in person. You cannot shake hands anymore. The virus is airborne, and it lingers in the air for 3 hours, so you can easily get it or transmit it, by being in the same room as the interviewer.
Maybe we now switch to remote FaceTime interviews?
If people with good skills can't get a job, what am I suppose to do when I lose mine? I also don't understand how do freelancers stay calm, don't they basically have to be in a job, client-seeking mode all the time?
It becomes the new normal so it's no longer anxiety inducing. You also get better at it, like any other thing you repeatedly do. That said, not everyone succeeds, just like every other activity. Ultimately it's just a lifestyle choice.
I am pretty sure that most of them are prudent enough to plan for this. Employees might not need to think for these kind of situations but freelancers frequently do.
Having looked through your post history, you are a much more advanced Emacs user than I am. My hundred-plus custom functions, arranged in fuzzy utility groups under a master keymap, pale in comparison to your released, GitHubbed, other-people-usable software. Understanding and embracing Emacs requires grit. I hope to reach your level by, perhaps, the end of this year. Please put your shoulders back and hold your head up when you read this -- and when you next hack Emacs.
If you want to talk further, I'm available at confused.computerman@gmail.com.
Sadly, industry's established hiring practices are inadequate - being a skilled interviewee (most of the time) has very little to do with someone's ability to solve real problems on the field.
It's like if you are an outstanding chef, but to get a job you have to be able to perform an elaborate dance. And if you can't dance at all, then even your Michelin stars won't help.
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Lie.
My previous experiences with the Amazon hiring pipeline suggest that (some of) the people responsible for the process do not care much about candidate experience. For example, a week after applying to be a Chinese-language app tester, upon checking the Amazon Jobs website I discovered that the job posting had silently been converted to a German position. Needless to say, I was not qualified for that job, and anyone viewing my resume would have been nonplussed.
I'm willing to consider relocation to many parts of the US.
This isn’t a “pull yourself up by the bootstraps” pep talk. This is an appeal to you to achieve your potential.
1) your CV and online profile is bad - keep it one 1-2 pages, keep it concise, only include previous RELEVANT job experience and skills gained from it, also include any accomplishments on the roles. Include education and section with Skills and Personal Projects. Don't bother adding unnecessary fluff like personal statement or hobbies. Put a good profile on LinkedIn with same sections and accept all agents invitations
2) You live in a small town if so either move to a big one or apply for remote jobs in bigger cities around Europe/America
3) Your interview/social skills are bad- do mock interviews, read Cracking the Coding Interview, look people in the eyes when interviews and be calm.
4) Your tech skills are rubbish - you don't need to be hackerrank master but you should be able to do some common problems like fibonacci and hashmaps and related again Do more practice and work on personal project like CRUD apps and pick easier language like Python
If you do all of these points there is no way you won't get a job