I Am So Jealous of the IRS's Web Traffic

Is it just me? Or are other people envious of the web traffic the IRS is enjoying?

Maybe we should take our VC money and just offer $1200 to everyone to create some instant loyalty.

Then delay it a bit and have people come back again and again 4-5 times per day to check the status of their payment as we pitch them our wares.

Just a thought! ;) LOL