Conservative Pie; Republicans Introduce Legislation Redefining Pi as Exactly 3 (huffingtonpost.com)

Please note that this is parody.

Old, lame joke; this is why nobody will make real money writing for HuffPo.

There was an attempt to legislate the squaring of circles in Indiana 113 years ago, which still provides lessons for today: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill