Can't Uninstall Microsoft Edge (support.microsoft.com)

Interestingly enough, going to that URL with an unsupported browser (QTWeb) I got:

Your browser is out-of-date

You need to update your browser to use the site.

Update to the latest version of Internet Explorer

Edge might be better received if it didn't Full-Screen itself over top of everything, after install.

I find it easier to kill the process than deal with whatever it's trying to blackmail me into doing.

Can’t uninstall Safari on iOS either.