Ask HN: How to Die?

Firstly, if you or anyone is struggling with suicidal thoughts PLEASE call the suicide hotline at 800-273-8255 or reach out to someone.

Secondly, probably carbon monoxide poisoning.

1) By Old age - surrounded by loved ones after a life well lived.

2) Shotgun to brain - Instant, painless.

3) Asphyxiation - By Nitrogen or Carbon monoxide (car in the garage) or a bucket of liquid nitrogen in a confined place.

Dying is kinda built in. What's the rush?

But yeah, suicide hotline if you're really into it.

Unexpectedly in your sleep.

With a beer on your hand.

By very, very old age.

Preferably of old age, surrounded by friends and family, in a comfortable bed with a gentle breeze coming through the open window.

Shot by a jealous husband at the age of 109.