Oracle Migration to Austin to Take Place over Next 100 Years (unicorn.computer)

right

Is that a roundabout way to say they won't?

> Well, our legal units will move first. They're the heart of our company

And I always thought that the (software) engineers would be the heart of the company. That puts their (allegedly) preferred way of interacting with customers and the rest of the world into perspective

It's a satire

(This is satire!)