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What is a linux contributor's favorite instrument?

Git tar

Didn't warm up to the gui tar though.
I’d tell you a joke about UDP but you might not get it.
Well then repeat it again, slower and slower, until I get it.
you might not get it

but

i'd tell you a joke about UDP

I'll tell you a joke about TCP. If you don't get it I'll tell you again.
Next year will be the year of Linux!
Next year wil be the year of Linux on the desktop.

(It's already largely conquered every other environment, from supercomputing clusters to SBC.)

And keeping this on topic:

"What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar."

Yes, your right on that!!! I forgot "the desktop". I would edit it, but then your comment wouldn't make sense.

BTW, just to clarify, I use Linux as my main desktop everyday and I do recommend it to everyone, but Linux as mainstream desktop is still a (bad) joke. Lol

Why do Java developers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#

Wait, I've got the ultimate programming dad joke (ok... Maybe this qualifies more as fake news, but still funny):

"Programmers just release a stable version of GNU's the Hurd!"

Now, let's see who votes for this joke. Ah ah ah ah

wait, how do i get a "minus 1" point? I didn't even thought that was possible!!! ahahaha

Was that such a bad joke?! ahahahahah :)

The 2 hardest problems in CS are: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors
There are 10 types of people, Those who understand binary and those that don't.
Unfortunately these jokes only work if you git them.
Q: What do you call an idle server?

A: A waiter.

Q: Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

A: Inheritance

Q: And to get rich real quick?

A: Multiple inheritance!

Q: Why did the functions stop calling each other?

A: Because they had constant arguments.

Q: How many Prolog developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Yes.

A programmer I once knew decided to quit because he didn’t get arrays.
CPU1: How many humans does it take to count to 63,235,965,678? CPU2: Can they use their toes?
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A DBA walk-ins into a bar and joins two tables together
A web developer walking into a bar and leaves when she doesn't like the table layout
!false

It's funny because it's true

A programmer's significant other tells them, "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

Q: Why do programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

A: because 31 (oct) = 25 (dec)

The best place to keep programmer dad jokes is in a dadabase. Like this one:

A programmer is sent to the store by his wife. His wife says, “Get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.”

The programmer returns home with 13 gallons of milk and says, “They had eggs.”

What's the only way to generate a truly random string?

Ask a Windows sysadmin to exit VIM.