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This story is older then I am, but I upvote it every time cuz I think its just hilarious :-)
Right, me too. It's like The case of the 500-mile email, it just never gets old.

https://www.ibiblio.org/harris/500milemail.html

"We can't send mail more than 500 miles," the chairman explained...

oh yeah...

Maybe we should bring out the BOFH files too...

The world could probably use a good chuckle right now :-D

edit: submitted the BOFH archives:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25735221

I loved, loved, loved the BOFH! At some point The Register changed the format of the site and I haven't browsed it since then.

Thank you!

This and other stories are in a book Sled Driver by Brian Shul. You can easily find copies around in the web.
My favorite "snarky summary" of this every time it gets posted to reddit aviation is:

Cessna: How fast

Tower: 6

Beechcraft: How fast

Tower: 8

Hornet: Yo how fast bro

Tower: Eh, 30

Sled: >mfw

Sled: How fast sir

Tower: Like 9000

Sled: More like 9001 amirite

Tower: ayyyyy

Sled: ayyyyy

Is it just me or is this version heavily redacted while destroying the punchline by pasting it in bold at the top?

Or is this version heavily embellished: https://www.reddit.com/r/SR71/comments/2dpmw7/the_sr71_speed...

Not just you. No idea why Dario needed to edit the original down.

Your reddit link is the one I think of as the canonical, but I've never bought Shul's book, so couldn't say with certainty. :)

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