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JavaScript implementation of the famous `10 print chr$(205.5+rnd(1)) goto 10` one line of BASIC code.

data:text/html,<script>a=()=>{document.write(Math.random()<0.5?'\u2571':'\u2572');document.body.style.cssText="margin:0;padding:0;font-family:monospace;word-break:break-word;font-size:3em;letter-spacing:0;font-stretch:ultra-expanded"};update=()=>{a();window.requestAnimationFrame(update)};update()</script>

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andreareina
Bravo. Just ran this, seeing the JIT kick in was a trip.

Data URIs: https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Basics_of_...

ineiti
Chrome seems to compile before it runs it. Only Firefox takes some lines before it runs it as fast as Chrome. Now I wonder why it takes so long to do the JIT? I always thought that JIT compiles with every execution...
andreareina
As I understand it there's a "baseline" compilation, then after n calls it's specialized according to the types/values seen.
quickthrower2
The result looks like this:

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_nothing
In which browsers? This doesn't seem to work for me in Chrome, but maybe it's just me. Works in Firefox and Safari.

Edit: Nevermind, I tried again and it did begin to run before the tab closed abruptly. Tried again in an incognito window and it worked, and it also worked in a regular Chrome window with only one tab. Tried to run it in a second tab in that same window and the tab instantly closed again. Anyone know why this might be the case?

Second edit: While it doesn't run in regular Chrome windows with multiple tabs, it does run in Incognito windows with multiple tabs. I don't think I have the expertise to dig further though.

atum47
I'm using breve these days and it works. It's chromium based
sedatk
It works but doesn't scroll automatically like others :) Still a neat idea! I had also written one in Z80 Assembly in 14-bytes for Amstrad CPC computers: https://github.com/ssg/mazecpc
AlbertoGP
Here it is with scrolling:

data:text/html,<script>a=()=>{document.write(Math.random()<0.5?'\u2571':'\u2572');document.body.style.cssText="margin:0;padding:0;font-family:monospace;word-break:break-word;font-size:3em;letter-spacing:0;font-stretch:ultra-expanded"};update=()=>{a();window.requestAnimationFrame(update);window.scroll(0,window.scrollMaxY)};update()</script>

syrrim
Add 'line-height:1em;' to make it look a bit cooler.
rkwasny
Uh, why is it so slow?
nemetroid
The loop is scheduled using window.requestAnimationFrame, which follows the browser's refresh rate.
atum47
It also detect hardware to decide if it's going to run at 60 or 120 fps. Also don't animate if the tab is not visible
m463 

    data:text/html,<script>a=()=>{document.write('\u{1F600}');document.body.style.cssText="margin:0;padding:0;font-family:monospace;word-break:break-word;font-size:3em;letter-spacing:0;font-stretch:ultra-expanded"};update=()=>{a();window.requestAnimationFrame(update)};update()</script>
or maybe change 1F600 to 1F44D :)
Cyber_squad
WoW really cool effect! Love this kind of works!