Token to rule them all (comedy)

Once in a Lifetime, a token is born. A token that stands out and shines with value, and supremacy of use case. A token to rule all tokens to ever be made! A token of such grandeur, even ETH and BTC kneel before it.

If this ever exists i'll grab some fo sho'

Till then all these other coins can be protected with a Dead Man's Switch using Sarcophagus. https://sarcophagus.io ;)